JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why do we press harder on a remote...

Women, which footbal fan-(anatic)-s do you think make real men.Personaly, I am a chelsea fan & i believe chelsea men are real cultured gentlemen as opposed to sissy's (Arsenal-esp arragon)...

There was a German, an Italian and our Banta on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: To be shot To be hung To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death...

Kijana wa miaka 22 anashitakiwa kumbaka bibi kizee wa watu. Hakimu: Bibi hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea. Bibi Kizee: Nimelala nyumbani kwangu usiku wa manane, Mlango unavunjiliwa mbali na...

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS > > You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. > > Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. > > You retire on the income. > > > > > > KENYAN ECONOMICS > > You have...

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he...

Watu wamekuwa wakisema kuwa kanumba hajui kiinglish, Angalia then toa maoni yako nani anaweza zaidi kati ya K na hawa jamaa. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGuOJiqf1Tg

Jamaa aliyekubuhu kwa mahesabu alimwandikia hivi mpenzi wake Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with your acute circular face,conical nose...

BILL COSBY: Hi Kids, can any of you tell me if has happy parents! Dogo: My parents are happy sometimes, and some other times they pretend to be happy, COSBY: when are they really happy and when...

................................as stipulated by the International Olympic Committee. The illustration tells it all..!

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said...

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke." The...

The Ultimate Rejection Letter Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill, MA 34109 Dear Professor Millington, Thank you for your...

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using...

Maasai alimwona jamaa ana kopo la maji anaenda ****** mazungumzo yao yakawa kama ifuatavyo: Maasai: Rafiki mbona naenda na kopo ya maji ****** muk#nd# yako nakiu? Maasai baada ya kuchomwa...

..kwa kina Nyani ngabu!

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this...

The priest spoke this joke when I went to Catholic Mass last Sunday,there in the Latino Community. It is a story about the boy who was very lazy in his studies. So,his parents decided to enroll...

Phone Number trick Try this and tell me if it worked for you It's interesting It worked for me 1. Key in the first 3 digits of your phone number into a calculator...