JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

This is hilarious! One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down. A nearby...

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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used...

1.Unamwita mtu usiyemjua(wala kukutana nae kabla)aunt au anco. 2.Asilimia 90 ya CD pamoja na cassete za muziki ulizonazo nyumbani ni feki (sio original copies). 3.Stooyako imejaa vitu...

Instructions: - Muda: 10 Seconds. Majibu mpe mwenzako. 1. Kama hela haioti kwenye miti, kwanini bank zina matawi? 2. Kwanini gundi haigandi kwenye chupa yake? 3...

Gazeti pendwa la Amani linakwenda mbele zaidi kwa kueleza mkakati mzima, jinsi kituo hicho cha ngono cha vigogo, kilichopo ndani ya ofisi ya Massage Centre, iliyopo Kijitonyama, Dar es Salaam...

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly...... I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and...

Usiku mmoja mlevi ambaye akili ilikuwa bado 50/50 aliona watu wakipiga foleni mbele ya mashine na kubonyeza bonyeza halafu wanapata pesa. Yeye akijua leo anabahati ya mtende, baada ya kuondoka mtu...

Just follow the instructions!

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health). He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When...

Washikaji wa Yo Yo Kanumba vipi hapa? Duh... Bora kuwa Single tu... !!!!

This is why you should change your socks regularly…you may harm innocent victims,so be careful guys!

Jinsi makabila mbali mbali yanavoomba tendo la unyumba, Wakurya:Mama Chacha twende 2kakandamize! Wamasai:Mama Yeyoonipe ile litu inamesa mwensake! Wahaya: Mama Bojo infwakti rara nikurarie...

A man and his wife quarreled and had a fight. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom. A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom and only to find the wife busy...

Turn ur speeker on and listen careful

JOB APPLICATION: I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997. I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no...

Wanandoa wameoana siku ya pili tu wamepelekana kwa padri...akawauliza nini tena? MKE AKSEMA: Nilifikiri iko hivi ===========> ama hivi =====> kumbe hivi ==> bora talaka, MUME NAE KASEMA...

Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F." His...

Bless The Food http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpkcCskXeG0

Fidel81s Secretary Masanilo: Your Secretary is very Sexy. Fidel81: Thanks, it's a robot from Japan. Her name is Sweetie. If you squeeze it's right breast it takes notes and If you squeeze...