A blind man impressed waitresses and their boss at a restaurant by sniffing at a used fork and telling the food that was eaten using the fork. The boss wife couldnt believe it. So her husband...
young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, could
you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think
she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmacist...
Mnakumbuka enzi zileeeee za kuandikiana barua? Hebu jikumbusheni kiduchu.
** ROLL DOWN TOU YOU ** KISS BEFORE YOU READ
P D N F"--- please do no fold
Roll down to you sweetiepie Babe...
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
"Baby,"...
What Exactly Is Marriage?
"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her back to her parents" -Eric, six years old
"When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy...
This insurer guy decided to wite to a girl he has been admiring a lot:
After doing my assessments, from a risk management point of view, I have concluded that you are a good risk.I have done my...
I heard this on the talk show radio this morning.
The talk show host says,"I will ask you three questions about Oprah Winfrey. If you get two out of three right,a member of the audience will give...
A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and...
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter:
1. Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.
2. Places where there are no parents...
A man in the US sees a dog about to bite a pretty lady.The chap kicks the dog to death.
A reporter passing by, a very nationalistic reporter who wont let bravery go unnoticed writes:
US CITIZEN...
1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.
2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you...
Jamaa wa kimasai alinunua chupi kwa mara ya kwanza (wenyewe wanaita sox ya ******). Alipokua town, akabanwa na haja kubwa. Basi akaingia toileti, alipomaliza haja yake akatoka zake na kusahau...
Wale panya waliokuwa wakisomea digrii ya kunusa mabomu pale SUA Morogoro,wamelala mbele waliposikia kibarua cha Mbagala!
Mhadhiri wao, Panya Buku vilevile alionekana akiishia maeneo ya mbuga ya...
Wadau hii nimehadithiwa juu ya jamaa wawili Mwakipesile na mwenziwe Mwakalobo.
Hawa walipelekwa na chama chao cha ushirika kusoma huko London miaka ya 50's.
Walipofika tu wakahifadhiwa katika...
70 years old man wanted to tease his wife.
He told her "darling dont feel bad when I look at these so fine young ladies that we have nowadays"
Wife replies" oh no no , not at all, even dogs keep...
There was once a Kikuyu man called Mwangi who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him.
"I'm very sorry...
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