JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

:confused:Please read????? There was this case in Kenyatta National Hospital Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless of...

GREAT RULES THAT WILL HELP YOU REMAIN POOR ALL YOUR LIFE 1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there...

Lakotah tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in organizations such as government and business, other strategies are...

Craig goes into the drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9, or 12 and asks which he wants to buy. "Well", Craig said, "I've been seeing this girl for a...

Jamani mwezi ndo unaelekea ukingoni, nataka kuwatonya kituko nilichokutana nacho hivi karibuni....mkanda ulikuwa hivi: Tulikwenda kwenye kazi na wenzangu kama wanne hivi, ilikuwa maeneo ya...

Am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997. I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no mallied and no childish...

Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes it 3, but across the middle makes it 0.

1. Losing all your friends Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL of your...

Dear All, 1: Maskini, waoga na washamba-SUA 2: Matajiri, wajanja na wenye akili-MZUMBE 3: Wenye akili chache, wavivu, matozi na masista duu-CBE DAR 4: Malaya, wasanii, wauza sura na wasiojiweza...

While visiting England , Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent...

A selection of Kenyan women Kikuyu women Everyone has heard the one about Kikuyu women. How they plait their hair, read a novel or knit and placidly inform their partners to cover them when...

Wadau, ningependa kufahamu kama kweli Tanzania tuna real commedians coz tangu King Majuto apotee kwenye luninga zetu naona wamechepuka vijana ambao hawachekeshi ila wanaforce watu wacheke? kwa...

I Happen To FIND this Commercial Very Very FUNNY!!! a Must See http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKdIKP1arF0 I usually bust Out Laughing everytime i see it, "This is a Piece Of Junk, I want the...

"KWA WATOTO WA VIGOGO TU" QUESTIONS : NAME:____________________________________________________ (5 Marks) POST YOU NEED:_________________________________________________(5 Marks)...

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally the other man Said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my...

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Hakuna haja kwa Serikali kuagiza mabasi ya daladala yanayokwenda kasi,ni kuagiza farasi tuu Wana JF Leteni Ushauri wenu.

A man decided to sleep on the floor when his wife was pregnant to avoid something unexpected to happen and cause problem at night. One night a wife found her husband slept on the floor looking so...

Refa Madrigal Soria akitoka uwanjani baada ya kusikia kuna mwizi anajaribu kuiba kwenye gari lake Thursday, September 10, 2009 8:11 PM...

Hili swali nimeintend mainly kwa watu walio nje ya Tanzania, lakini sidhani kama ni vibaya kwa wale walio Tanzania ku-changia Hivi How Many Times Unachukua Vacation within a Year!?, Na Huwa...