Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Committee...
namshukuru Mungu aliye niweka hai leo nashukuru sana kwa kukaribishwa vizuri jamiiforum asnte sana
majibu katika maswali ya leo atakayo ulizwa mweshimiwa ambaye mi namwita muajiriwa wetu haya...
Wadau hii nimeinyaka leo toka radio moja al maaruf:
Title: Kanumba ndani ya Big Brother
BB: Kanumba,do you have a girlfriend?
Kanumba: Yes,I have one girlfriends
BB: What is her name?
Kanumba: Her...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and
asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle...
Girl "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest "What have you done my child?"
Girl "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl "Because he...
A mother is 21 years older than the child.
6 years from now the mother will be 5 times as old as the child.
Question : Where's the father?
Try first, before you check the answer below...
Jamaa mmoja alienda kwa mganga ili afanyiwe dawa na yeye awe mtabiri. Mganga alimvua nguo zote jamaa huyo na kumuacha kama alivyozaliwa kisha akaanza kumpaka mafuta mwilini na kumwambia jamaa huyo...
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!
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Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed...
HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES
1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then...
THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS THAT WATOTO WA VIGOGO ARE ASKED KWENYE INTERVIEW ZA BOT
POST YOU NEED:_______________________(5 Marks)
TIME: 2 Weeks.
SECTION A
1. Is the African continent a...
1. A FOR HUNDERWEAR (Underwear)
2. B FOR Mbushit (Bullshit)
3. C FOR CEENAKI (Snake)
4. D FOR NDAMBILIU (W)
5. E FOR HEATING (Eating)
6. F FOR FANJINA (Vagina)...
An Arab needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case the need arose. Because the gentleman had rare type of blood, it couldn't be found...
Kuna jamaa alikuwa kashakolea bangi yake ndani ya Mwezi huu wa Ramadhani. Akipita katika safari zake, akatokezea msikitini pana darsa baada ya sala ya Alasiri. Akamsikia Sheikh anasema, "Kila...
Tafadhali sana, naomba msaada kumpeleka idara ya wanyamapori... bado anapumua, juzi nilimpatia dengu na choroko, lakini anaonekana kupendelea zaidi uji wa mtama!
wkend njema :D
Laughter is good for your health
Laughter relaxes the whole body. A good, hearty laugh relieves physical tension and stress, leaving your muscles relaxed for up to 45 minutes after.
Laughter...
Bibi mmoja aliolewa mara 3,mmume wa 4 akamkuta bado bikra.
mume akamuuliza kulikoni mambo haya??
Bibi akajibu tena kwa kujiamini:-
Mume wa 1 alikua muuza ICE CREAM,hivyo alikua ananinyonya tu.
Wa...
Thursday, September 03, 2009 12:36 AM
Wazazi wa mtoto mchanga aliyezaliwa hivi karibuni nchini Ujerumani ilibidi waende mpaka mahakamani kupigania kupata ruhsa ya kumpa...
THE BANANA TEST
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel, who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest...
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