A coach after his team lost a game they were expected to win 'this lads are nice people the kind of lads i would be proud if my daughter brought home but on a football pitch they are too nice they...
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.
She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm...
Computers are male:
Reasons computers must be male
7. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
6. A better model is always just around the corner.
5. They look nice and shiny until...
To:
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button...
wanajamii TZ sijui vipi,wakati watu bado wana machungu ya hawa waarabu wanavyowafanyizia wamasai huko loliondo nimepata tetesi eti kigamboni ashagawiwa mmarekani??!sijui kweli au vipi naomba...
Before - You take my breath away
After - I feel like I'm suffocating
Before - Twice a night
After - Twice a month
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
After -...
Wananchi wenye gazab ya kufa mtu ktk kijiji cha Igombe wilaya ya Ilemela mkoani Mwanza juzi walimtandika ile kisawasawa mkazi wa mmoja kijiji hicho kwa tuhuma za kumla uroda binti yake wa mika 17...
Oh Lord we humble ourselves to you
this day and ask you to forgive us our sins,
although we have none.
This is because it is not us who
killed Jesus,it was the whites.
He was...
jamaa amekaa nyumbani na mkewe akamwambia :'mke wangu unajua nilizaa nje ya ndoa watoto wawili so leo nawachukua nawapeleke kituo cha kulelea watoto yatima wakatunzwe huko'. Wife kusikia vile...
Subject: To put a smile on your face
Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you....It's only when you leave her a virgin!
Tension is when your Wife is Pregnant!
Terror is when your...
Mjomba,
Bora choo cha shimo, kuliko cha kukaa!
Mjomba bora ungetumbia tusitumie choo kile (kupinga ufisadi),
kuliko kutupatia kiti (uspika) tupande vizuri, kumbe unatutega (kutupeleka kwenye...
WHO SAID ENGLISH IS DIFFICULT?
IDI AMINI
For those of you English is not your first language you might think twice before you say something
Here is a speech delivered by Idi Amini at a...
RE: APPLICATION FOR REPLACEMENT OF THE DEAD MANAGER
Reference is made to the recent death of the Manager at your Company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead Manager.
Each time...
Pregnancy and the ever growing size of your belly do not mean that you cannot participate in a biking contest. Well there are special bikini contest held for pregnant women. Days have gone when...
Cairns gent glued to loo
Posted Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:00am AEST
Police are appealing for information after a man was glued to a public toilet seat in far north Queensland in what police...
kijana anakuja mbio kwa mama yake huku analia.mama anamuuliza mwanawe nini kimetokea? kijana amwambia mama kuwa baba yake amejigonga na nyundo kidole.mama naye anamjibu hupaswi kulia...
Little Jenny came running into the house and asked...
"Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"Nah," said his mom, "of course not."
little Jenny then ran back outside and his mom heard...
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When...
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