From: FATHER
To: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES
cc: MOTHER
Subject: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION
Due to the current economic situation, all...
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
The average man's "pipe" is three times the length of his thumb.
Human...
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead:
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told...
Kagera Day ni balaa
Uchangiaji fedha katika siku ya Kagera day ni vituko tupu. Kiasi cha
shilingi Bilioni 1.4 zilichangwa mbele ya Lowasa ikiwa nipamoja na zawadi.
1. Prof...
Kampuni moja ya jijini ilimtuma dereva wake kwenda airport kumfuata mchina mmoja ambae anakuja kufanya kazi katika kampuni hiyo.
Dereva alipata maagizo pamoja na karatasi inayoonyesha LOO (jina...
If a BARBER makes a mistake, it's a new style....... ......... .....
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If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it's an accident.... ......... ........
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If a...
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed
to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'
TANZANIA.
Baada ya kupitishwa sheria ya kuzuia uvutaji sigara migahawani na hotelini,
Serikali iliamuru kila wenye migahawa au hoteli kuweka tangazo la sheria hiyo,
mambo yalikwenda kama...
The most powerful politician in the world is Black.
The head of the Republican National Committee is Black.
The best known media mogul on earth is Black.
The greatest golfer in the...
1. Hawa watu ambao huwa nikiangalia profile yangu nakuta wamenivisit nini wanataka kujua kuhusu mimi?
2.
3. Kati ya mahusiano, mapenzi urafiki, michezo na siasa forum gani zina wapenzi...
It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month
after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with
all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer...
When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with...
One evening a husband and wife were in bed. The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wifes panties then withdraws his hand...
Kunashoga alienda disco
alpokuwa ancheza ukapigwa wimbo unasema
DUANIANI WANAUME TUMEUMBWA MATESO
Shoga:Mimi nilijua siku nyingi ndio maana nakahama huko!
Opportunity
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.
Once he is given the
money, he turns to a customer and asks,' Did you
see me rob this bank?'The
man replied,
'Yes sir, I...