JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE EXAM WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY. IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE...

Kuna Tetesi kuwa baadhi ya wanaJF walikumbwa na matatizo ya mabomu, yaliyolipuka week iliyopita...mmoja wapo ni Yo Yo akiwa kwake Kinyerezi bomu liliangukia miguu yake na sasa anaendelea na...

Quality Engineer! A Quality Engineer married an average girl… After 24 months of tough life with her, finally Engineer got angry and sent a note to father-in-law stating that...

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*INTERNAL HOME MEMO* FROM: FATHER TO: ALL DEPENDANTS & RELATIVES CC: MOTHER *DATE: MAY 06, 2009* SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING...

Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa ameenda msibani na alionekana ana uchungu sana kwani alikuwa akilia kwa sauti kubwa sana.Sasa baada ya muda kupita jamaa akawa halii tena,ikabidi jamaa mwingine amsogelee...

Three contractors . . . one from India , another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it. The...

A priest was in his room and realised that his rooster was missing. He decided 2 bring it up in Sunday Mass. Right before the seremony the priest asked, "Who has a cock?" all the men in the room...

Habari zilizotufikia punde mh RA yuko hospital ya aghakan muda mfupi baada ya kuhakiki kile alichokipeleka takukuru...kazi kwelikweli

Enjoy.............!

Inasadikika kuwa kati ya wachaga 10, 8 wanaitumia simu kama ifuatavyo... 1. Huangalia salio mara kwa mara ili mradi aonekane yupo bize na kimob chake. 2. Kila mara hujisikia hamu ya kupiga sim...

Salaam sana wana JF, Poleni na kazi popote mlipo...

Kuna Tetesi kuwa baadhi ya wanaJF walikumbwa na matatizo ya mabomu, yaliyolipuka week iliyopita...mmoja wapo ni Yo Yo akiwa kwake Kinyerezi bomu liliangukia miguu yake na sasa anaendelea na...

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke...

Proof ya mapenzi ni kilimo; mapenzi = uongo mwingi, ukweli kidogo siasa = uongo mwingi, ukweli kidogo kwa hiyo mapenzi = siasa azimio la iringa (1972) lasema siasa ni kilimo kwa hiyo...

Hi i never posted anything here but i came across a series of jokes, thought maybe i should share with u guys. hee goes :- Mr. Bean RAIN TUMOR : Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a...

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. ********* To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. ********* The road to success??.. Is always under...

Kipindupindu likuwa namlalamikia ukimwi kwa kuua watu za ya million kwa cku,ukimwi akamjibu,si afadhali ufe huku unaniliyu kuliko kufa huku unaharaaaa

Mjomba kile kiitikio chako cha kunitumia vocha ulikiimba vizuri sana! ila zimepita siku nne tangu unipe ahadi yako. Mjomba kuuzunguka mbuyu si kazi, kazi kuukumbatia. mjomba kubeba gunia la...

Somaiya: Mama Simba, Mimi mesikia ile statement yako. Iko safi saana. Ile Mengi iko chemsa chemsha kabisa kabisa. Iko kumbuka Mama; mimi nilipatia wewe 400M wakati ya kugombea UWT, yeye (Mengi)...