An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the...
A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when
the stranger turned to her and said,
"Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with...
CHECK THE VERSES AND SEE HOW SMALL MISTAKES COST IN LIFE!
A baker was asked to print 1 John 4 vs. 18 on a wedding cake and he forgot and printed John 4 vs 18.
1 John 4 vs 18 reads...
What an excellent story and surely the substance of it applies to all of us!
The Stranger
This is very interesting and not the ending I had expected!!!!
A few years after I was born, my Dad...
A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove, 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there.
The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home...
jamaa kaenda kwa mganga kutafuta dawa ya kuwa mtabiri, alipofika mganga akamwambia vua nguo suruali na chupi, akampaka KIWESSE CHA MGANDO matakoni! jamaa akamuuliza mganga unataka kunisodoma...
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you
want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the
other outlets for you...
A blonde walks into a doctor's office and tells the doctor
she's broken every single bone in her body.
"That's impossible!" says the doctor.
The blonde says, "No, it's really true. Look!"
She...
Pata sukari,mayai,baiskeli,kanga,pilau,walikuku,sambusa,tairi za trekta,madaftari,bia aina zote,petroli,matunda,nazi,vitumbua,mitumba grade 1,supu ya utumbo,mabati,vocha,mtego wa...
Confession!
A girl went to the priest for a confession and this is how
it went:
Girl "Forgive me father for I have sinned"
Priest "What have you done my child?"
Girl "I called a man a...
Husband: "Good Evening Dear, I'm Now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort...
Three men a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were
out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone
knows it, the three men found themselves standing before...
Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this...
*Mgonjwa*: Daktari naumwa sana namoyona najisikia kufa kufa tu.
*Daktari*: Wewe ni mpenzi wa timu gani ya mpira wa miguu?
*Mgonjwa*: Kwa Tanzania mimi ni shabiki wa Simba na Ulaya mimi ni...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and says, Hello?" Everyone else in the room stops to listen...
Unajua njia rahisi ya kuwakwepa waomba bia? hii hapa.
caller; Mambo vipi mshakaji weekend inakuwaje.
msela: Poa mi nipo mtaani nakamata Tusker tu..
caller; Sasa upo nije basi unipe bia...
God asked Jomo Kenyatta how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Kenyatta a...
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AYUBA: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying?
AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are studying him...
Jamaa wawili waifanya interview ya kazi ,bahati nzuri au mbaya wakapata 90% wote wawili na kufungana. Boss akampa kazi yule mtahiniwa wa kwanza.Yule wa pili akaenda kulalamika kwa nini hakupewa...
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