Jumapili fulani Kanisani padre aliamrisha wanaume wote wanaoteswa na wake zao wasimame; walisimama wote isipokuwa mmoja tu alibakia amekaa!
Padre: Haleluya! MUNGU umemshirikishaje? Wewe huteswi na...
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help.
The vet tells the...
I thought this is right to all of us!!
Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said: Doc, I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself treated fully within this period...
zifuatazo ni tabia na kasumba ya wanafunzi wa vyuo vya Tanzania:
1. Maskini,waoga na washamba- SUA
2. Matajiri,wajanja na wenye akili- MZUMBE
3. Wenye akili chache,wavivu na...
Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.
These last two weeks have...
Omwami bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'...
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll...
Blonde jokes
Two blondes were sitting on an outside bench at night. One asked the other, "What is closer, the moon or Florida?" The other replied, "Well, duh! Can you see Florida from here?"...
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The
problem was who
should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, 'Your Honour. I
brought the child into
this world with pain...
ha ha
A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she...
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour...
:confused: Never underestimate your Clients' complaints, no matter how funny they might seem!
This is a real story that happened between a customer of General Motors and its Customer-Care...
Scientists at Roll Royce built a gun specifically to launch dead
chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets, all
travelling at maximum velocity. The idea was to simulate the...
Umesikia Hii
Mkulima amejiwa na mwaandishi wa magazeti kumuhoji kuhusu maisha ya shambani, na mkulima huyu hawapendi waandishi wa habari akaona bora amchoshe katika kujibu maswali, na mambo...
CAPTAIN FUTAKAMBA>
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain FUTAKAMBA. On
behalf of Air Tanzania Ltd, I'm welcoming both seated and standing
passengers on board of Air...
Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of South Africa
This man is a bomb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Number one
Sizakele Khumalo - whom he met in 1959. She lives at his rural R1,5-million home at...
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