JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A husband working abroad wrote to his wife ... Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month. The global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart...

cheki watu walivyo waongo jamani......................!

Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of...

Kuna tetesi kuwa yule Mdudu wa Kipemba ametua kwa mara nyengine katika mitaa ya Bongo ,mwandishi wetu aliekuwa akipita mitaa iliyoathiriwa na kiumbe huyo wa ajabu alikutana na watu tofauti ambao...

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After the mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the...

A PHD graduate and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PHD friend. "Look up at the sky and tell me what you...

A man was heading home after a drinking spree. When he was approaching his home, armed gangsters blocked him and took command of his vehicle. On frisking him they failed to get any money and out...

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts...

Do you know that dogs cannot bark while they are running,as their diaphragms will not allow it?

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night

Do you know the guy?

Dunia imekwisha jamani Paka wa Ulaya anawasalimia bonyeza hapa Purina Animal All-Stars on Yahoo! Video

*Mgonjwa*: Daktari naumwa sana namoyona najisikia kufa kufa tu. *Daktari*: Wewe ni mpenzi wa timu gani ya mpira wa miguu? *Mgonjwa*: Kwa Tanzania mimi ni shabiki wa Simba na Ulaya mimi ni...

Kulikuwa na mgonjwa ambaye alikuwa hawezi kuongea na alikuwa amewekewa oxygen. Siku moja Mchungaji akaenda kumuombea. Akiwa katika maombezi, yule mgonjwa akachukua kalamu na karatasi...

jamani ehhh, nimeikuta leo kwenye peku peku zangu za wikipedia jina la 'mchezaji' wa Tanzania anayeichezea Southhall United, Baldeep Syan. Mmeshawahi kumsikia? Tanzania national football team...

Asubuhi moja mama mwenye nyumba baada ya mumewe kwenda kazini, alimuita mfanyakazi akafanye usafi katika chumba chao,baada ya muda mfanyakazi akaita,'' mama,mama'' njoo uone, baada ya mama mjengo...

Katika famila moja,baba mwenye nyumba alijikuta kila akipewa shopping list, toothpick ni item inayojirudia sana. Akaona lazima akomeshe hiyo tabia.Akawaita wanawe, hausigel na mamsap na kuwauliza...

You are in a public bus and you have an urgent need to fart. Luckily, you notice that the music's loud. So you fart several times, in perfect rhythm with the booming bass. As you exit, you notice...

Ewe: Mkurugenzi Mtendaji wa Bodi ya Shida ambaye pia ni Ofisa Mwandamizi wa Matatizo ya Ghafla; Waziri wa Mambo ya Nje wa Mawazo na Ushirikiano wa Kimaskini; Mwekahazina wa Dhambi; Mratibu wa...

Deal All If it happens you want to enter in Gents/Ladies room, avoid speaking while helping yourself. This is what could happen to you:- I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice...