JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Carefull, animal adult content!! Sidhani kama ina tatizo, ila naweza kupingwa, ndio demokrasia!! Nimejiuliza maswali mengi nimeshindwa kufikia muafaka, labda wengine pia wasaidie. Embu cheki...
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A drunken fellow leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through a graveyard. It's very dark and raining heavily. He fails to see an open grave and falls into it. He tries to climb out, but...
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Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she...
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is...
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This is how technology changed people...!
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T(This is reportedly based on an actual experiment conducted in the U.K.) Put eight monkeys in a room. In the middle of the room is a ladder, leading to a bunch of bananas hanging from a hook...
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Pole pole, lami mbichi....................
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CCM yafilisika fedha, yapigwa "bailout" na serikali ya Hispania mabilioni ya dola. "Wall Street Journal" la leo limeripoti.
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Polisi wa Bongo mwisho kwa chauchau read more- :D A man alone in his car was driving home in DAR at about 12.30 am and got to a police checkpoint. A Traffic policeman stopped him and asked for...
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Punguza kale kamchezo na secretary wako asiye akakuabisha....................!!! Cheki attachment................. Balaa...!
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Jamani eeh jana hom kulizuka ubushi wa hali ja juu.. Eti sumu iki-EXPIRE itakuwa na uwezo wa kuuwa tena? Jamaa anasema eti ndio itakuwa sumu zaidi..mmh mimi naona kama si kweli kwa sababu...
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Cheki hiyo attachment vizuri, uone jinsi gani totoz ilivyosababisha maafa makubwa!!!!
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Be careful when your computer does this... Enjoy your time!
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Job Vacancy Must be able to type, have computer skills, and be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at...
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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, Although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife...
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Three corpses arrive at the morgue with broad smiles on their faces. The policeman present asks the coroner why they were smiling. 'Well' said the coroner ' this one was having mad passionate...
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Kwakweli, this guy was a joke.... YouTube - General Idi Amin Dada - An Autoportrait part4/17 Hapa akiongea na baraza lake la mawaziri. YouTube - General Idi Amin Dada - An Autoportrait part7/17...
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Kuna ugonjwa unaowasumbua watumiaji wengi wa simu mara kwa mara;ugonjwa huo unajulikana kwa jina la UVOSI,yaani Ukosefu wa Vocha katika Simu. Hivyo basi,tuma vocha ili ni kutoe katika list hiyo...
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Good morning, Ledis and Gentolomen. zis is your captain FUTAKAMBA. Onbehafu of Air Tanzania Ltd, I'm welcoming bos seated and standing passengers on board of Air Tanzania Boeing 737. We...
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China . While in China , he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one...
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