when a thief forces you to take money from the atm, do not argue or resist, you might not know what he or she might do to you. What you should do is to punch your pin in the reverse, i.e. If your...
Kuna sheria moja ilikuwa inazungumzia, kuwa kumkonyeza mtu wa jinsia tofauti ni kosa. Sijui bado inafanya kazi. Nakumbuka kuna mwandishi mmoja wa ITV ilitolewa utani kuwa atafungwa, manake jamaa...
IN THE NAME OF ALLAH
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. One day he decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in his garden,
but he knew he was...
Talking Turkey
Turkish airline produces a hilariously garbled English translation of their rules and regulations.
# You do not get rezarvation with Bodrum Airlines.
# You can not give back...
THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in...
Definitions....
1. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & an idiot at the other.
2. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are...
Dear Father,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me...
LESSON # 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she...
A very very rich gentleman dies, leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO, and a Lawyer.
But being the eccentric he was, his will stipulated that each one must place their...
Wrong mail ID:
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without...
With the ongoing Economy Crisis, here are some of the Plans to take:
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for the Department areas, we are forced to cut our number of personnel...
mara kwa mara mtu mwenye jinsia ya kiume akimaliza punguza sumu katika mwili hufanya nini???????/
kwa uchunguzi wa haraka inaonekana wanatema mate eneo lililo mwagiwa sumu hiyo.
Je ni...
Little Old Lady
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see...
I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked on the train.
Heaven is Where:
The Police are British...
Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing....
You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night....
You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh...
A 70 yr old man asks his wife
"Do you feel sad when you see me running after young girls?"
Wife replied, "No not at all, even dogs chase cars yet they can't drive
There was one mzungu during his teen called himself Scorpion. He didn't know that during his life one day he'll be in East Africa.
That happened he moved to Africa and work as a settler in...
Katika shule moja ya msingi kule kwa Wakikuyu, kuna dogo mmoja kuna siku wakati hakuna Mwalimu darasani alienda ubaoni na kuanza kuandika madudu. Basi, ashantumu kunukuu si matusi, yule mtoto...
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