A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
Well...
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.
A pregnant woman approached a medical doctor for consultation, who had encountered a software problem to execute a command!
Before a woman get sit or mention any word, she was shocked when a...
A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college. Half way through the
semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money.
He calls home. "Dad," he says, "You won't believe what modern...
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and...
Imezoeleka umbali kutoka pointi a kwenda b ni sawa na umbali kutoka pointi b kwenda a!ulishawahi kugundua kuna muda hii principle inakuwa sio applicable? Nioambie ni muda gani?au toa mfano!
A wolf's sense of smell is literally 1,000,000 times greater than a human's, meaning they can smell prey from a mile away. A wolf's jaw pressure is also 1,500 pounds per square inch, versus a...
AIDS
A-American
I-Idea of
D-Discouraging
S-Sex.
Don't be afraid of AIDS,haipo kabisa washenzi wanataka kufaidi pekee yao tumewashtukia!Endelea kukandamiza mbichi.
@your own risk and cost,bye...
A man took his wife to the State Fair and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there is a sign that says "This Bull mated 50 times last year." The wife...
BOSS said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?
EMPLOYEE : "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied.
BOSS : "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to...
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head
with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied
"That was for the piece of paper with the name...
What are the similarities of BAR & BRA
1.Both words have the same letters
2.Both are drinking zones
3.Both have restricted timing for opening & closing
4.More importantly, Both...
Wageni watatu walikwenda kupanga chumba kwenye hoteli kilichokuwa kikipangishwa kwa Tshs 30,000. Kila mmoja alichanga shs 10,000 na kumkabidhi mhudumu. Bosi w ile hoteli alipoletewa zile pesa...
A man gets on a bus and sees a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and pleads with her: "You are so attractive and I must have s*x with you."
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God."...
John phoned the maternity ward at the hospital. "Quick!" he said."Send an ambulance, my wife is goin' to have a baby!" "Tell me, is this her first baby?" the intern asked. "No, this is her...
A Jewish student was doing well in school in all subjects except for Math. So his parents decide to send him to a private Catholic school.
While there the boy came home from school and studied...
A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him.
The husband:- Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts!