JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
A popular Motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and...
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boat docked in a tiny Goan village. A tourist from Mumbai complimented the Goan fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them. 'Not very long,' answered the...
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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only...
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A: Knock Knock. B: Who's there? A: 9/11. B: 9/11 who? A: YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
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Sheikh mmoja na Padri walialikwa kwenye semina Nairobi > Kenya.Siku moja jioni Padri alimpa ofa ya dinner huyu > Sheikh. Wakati wanakula akaagiza bia na Sheikh > akaagiza Fanta. Padri...
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WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, cheque or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television...
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1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence). 2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 3. Marriage is an institution in...
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Nimeshangaa kusoma kwenye gazeti la Nipashe la jana front page, kuna tangazo la rostam kufiwa na ndugu yake wa karibu, IPP media wameanza lini kutangaza habari za misiba ya watu, tena ikiwa na...
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Three Chaggas and three Englishmen are travelling by train to a football match in London. At the station, the three English each buy a ticket and watch as the three Chagga buy just one ticket...
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This is for those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage - under the assumption that men should be trained for marriage. A new two-year degree is being offered at...
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Kwakweli haya maendeleo yanatuletea mambo hasa kwa jamii fulani fulani hapa katika ka nchi ketu. Kama umewahi kuiona, basi mezea yaani kula bati! By courtesy of GSM Network Rugarabamu a.k.a...
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> A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. > > When they got back, the bride immediately called her > mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" > > "Oh, Mum," she...
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Mama Wawili bought a new handset and a new line. She wanted to surprise her husband. In the evening, the husband was in the sitting room watching TV while she was in the kitchen. She called...
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Inasemekana kutokana na sie wabongo kuwa na roho za korosho Maulana hatokuwa na haja ya kuweka mlinzi wa kulinda mlango wa motoni,kwa sababu ukitaka kuchomoka tuu,mbongo anakudaka mkono na...
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Unajua jana muheshimiwa Kikwete alikunywa maji mengi sana,kilichonishangaza hakushikwa hata na haja ndogo.Ndipo hili likanipitia kichwani kwamba pale ndo raisi ameshikwa na haja na anataka kwenda...
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I don't know how this works but it absolutely does...NO JOKE...try it.. 1. GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITE: Http://www.tatuagemdaboa.com.Br/ 2. TYPE YOUR FIRST NAME ON THE 1st LINE 3. TYPE...
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Just a reminder of what happened!!!! While visiting England, Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it...
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Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries...
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One Mhehe from Iringa was admitted to a Hospital in Dar for a heart transplant. Prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have his type of blood in store, just in case the need would arise...
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