JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think...

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of...

Jamaa mpenda wake za watu. siku moja alikuwa akila uroda na mke wa jirani mtaa wa pili usiku wakati mumewe hayupo. Ghafla, mume karudi na kuanza kupigahodi mlango wa mbele. mke kusikia mumewe...

Hii inanikumbusha enzi zilee za mababu zetu,Kiongozi akiwa anasafiri anabebwa kwenye kiti juu mwanzo wa safari mpaka mwisho wa safari kama ni Dar mpaka Moro watu wanabeba juu. Kumbe ipo mpaka...

A couple are involved in a car accident and the wife's face is badly burnt.As she used a strong skin cream her skin could not be used.Some skin was taken from her husbands back side for grafting...

A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want...

Boy1: Why did you punched me? Boy2: You called me hippopotamus! Boy1: Are you nuts! That was last year. Boy2: I know. I just saw a picture of hippopotamus a minute ago, idiot!

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a...

I won't say much.. just listen: http://home.comcast.net/~singingman7777/SOY.htm

In a train compartment, there are three men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of...

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii for a vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed...

What was going through George Bush's mind? Trying and caption this pic...I'll start.. "Just do it "

Jamani someni hii kitu nimekumbana nayo kwenye mail. Nilikua mwajiriwa katika kampuni moja maarufu jijini dare s salaam , katika kuajiriwa kwangu huko nikawa msaidizi maalumu wa bosi wa...

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed...

It was professor Smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received...

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them 2. Having s*x in a twin bed is out of the question 3. You keep more food than...

BEING* RETIRED * * Working people* frequently ask retired people what we do to make our days interesting. * Well, for* example, the other day I went downtown to go to the News Stand for...

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for...

Jamani Chacha Wangwe Keshatutoka..hata tukiongea vipi na kupiga mayowe harudi tena....kilichobaki tusahau tu sasa tugange na mengine....... Ok hembu kwanza pateni hii Pain releaser A...