A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom.
She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks
"Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I...
This was taken from an actual article in a New York paper about the first divorce directly resulting from the Sept 11th attack on the World Trade Centre.
The first divorce directly related to...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door...
Kuna mama mmoja alikuwa akimpaka poda mtoto wake wa kiume,kama kawaida ya akina mama uwa wanawalaza chali watoto wanapokuwa wanawanyunyizia poda katika nyonga.Wakati huu mtoto wake mkubwa ambae ni...
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports and she should keep the chips and dip...
A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public. At first he...
Very Shocking.... .
This is a story of a young college girl who passed away last month in
Iringa . Her name was Flora. She was hit by a truck.
She was working in a call center. She had a...
The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had.
He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that its...
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand
was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man.* Eventually the...
Divorce Letter
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you
forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I
have nothing...
Little Johnny was playing in the farm yard one good morning.
The chickens were out running around, and getting in Little Johnny's way. In a temper tantrum he started running after them and...
Bibi mmoja ambae alikuwa hajisikii vizuri na kuumwa umwa hakwishi alikutana na mjukuu wake ambae ni mbwia unga ila bibi mwenyewe hajui wala hana habari za mambo ya unga lakini hapo nyumbani ndugu...
Mwaka fulani ZANZIBAR baada ya uchaguzi mkuu serikali ili tangaza hali ya hatari
Kwenye maeneo ya BAGHANI kulikua na mhindi anategeneza Vespa yake wakapita wanausaalama
MAMBO...
That...
1. Regular naps prevent old age... Especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are...
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The man replied, "It's...
Wana JF!!
i hope mnapata the best of this weekend, anyways wakati mnarelax...... nawaletea tathmini mpya ya maendeleo ya Afrika yetu hiiiii.
Take your time look at the attachments...
Wameishia kumpigia magoti tu. Nani mwenye uwezo wa kumkosoa Mugabe? Hata jina lake halikuwa likitajwa ndani ya kikao hicho wakati wakielezea msimamo wao. Kipanya amerahisisha kwa picha yake muafaka.
JamiiForums uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.