JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Napenda kuuliza: Hivi kuna Undugu wowote wa Damu kati ya JK na Membe? Mbona wanafanana usoni?

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later...

little John goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me...

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a...

Naona sasa watoa propaganda wa chadema na wapinzani wengine wametulia na kupunguza propaganda zao hapa jf. Inaonekana members wenye kazi ya propaganda na uzushi wameishiwa. kazi inayofanywa na ccm...

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in...

Mungu alitupenda sana sisi wanadamu akatujengea bustani nzuri sana ya Eden ambako binadamu wliobahatika waliweza kuishi kwa raha mustarehe. Kulikuwa na vivutio mbali mbali kama vile mito...

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! That chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need...

George Bush came to Tanzania for an official visit, while there, he was discussing Iraq with Rais Kikwete whilst sitting on a balcony country, how come you still have power cuts? This is a big...

A Wife is sleeping, in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouts: “Get up, quickly my husband is here!!!” The man gets up from the bed, jumps out the window, hurts himself and then realizes...

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?" DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"...

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is...

Chinese man rings his boss. "Me no work, I sick." His boss says, "When I am sick I **** my wife, try that." Two hours later the Chinese man rings back. "Me better, you got nice house!"

In a second grade class, a little girl asks, Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant? How old is your mother, dear? Asks the teacher. Forty. She replies. Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant...

There were three African-American ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo...

Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitokea shamba pamoja na mkewe. Wakiwa njiani waliona uyoga, wakaung'oa na kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda kupika na kuula. Lakini kabla ya kufika nyumbani, wakahofu...

Wakuu hii nimepewa na mdau m1. Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements. Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look...

80 year old couples were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's...

Mahakamani. Kijana wa miaka 22 anashitakiwa kumbaka bibi kizee wa watu. Hakimu: Bibi hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea. Bibi Kizee: Nimelala nyumbani kwangu usiku wa manane, Mlango...

Kuhusu kabila teule hapa naongelea WACHAGA, mimi ninafikiri au ninapendekeza kuwa hili kabila lipewe haki ya kikatiba ya kutawala Tanzania ktk nyanja zoote za nchi yetu kwa muda fulani...ili...