JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Little Johnny and his dad came across his puppy 'tibo', dead in the back yard. Daddy explained that ''Tibo'' had gone to heaven. "So why are his legs sticking up in the air like that, Daddy?"...

Two friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!". The other friend said, "don't worry, I am going...

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter." One day the...

A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martini on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then he ordered another double...

John takes his dog for a walk. After a while he gets thirsty so he ties his dog to a parking meter in front of a bar and goes in for a couple of beers. After he has been there for an hour or so...

Weekend Njema kwa wote... Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number...

JAJI: Nakuhukumu kwa kukutwa na mitambo ya kutengenezea gongo. MTUHUMIWA: Lakini ni mitambo tu, siyo gongo mheshimiwa! JAJI: Hicho ni kithibiti tosha kabisa. MTUHUMIWA: Basi nihukumiwe...

A patient went to see a doctor after a brief sickness. The doctor took some samples of the patient and sent it to the laboratory to determine what the patient was suffering from. The patient was...

Kijana mmoja mwenye macho makubwa alikuwa na msihana wake. Siku moja akaulizwa na KIDENISHI wake sababu gani ilimfanya awe na macho makubwa namna hiyo. Kijana akafikiri kwa haraka haraka akaja na...

A chaga and an American man are sitting next to each other on a long flight from London to New York.The American man leans over to the chaga and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The chaga...

Wife Version 1.0 Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and...

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Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasnt...

Some strange vocabulary from around the world In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis. •In...

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A man asks his Doctor how to live longer, Doctor asks him: U smoke? "no" U drink "no" U gamble "no" U love sex "no" Then what the https://jamii.app/JFUserGuide U want to live so long for?

Men NEVER listen............ A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home...

A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't...

A man was being chased by a lion in the jungle. As he gets tired and feels he can't run anymore he stands still and pray "God would you please make this lion a Christian please?" As...

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