JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Me and my Boss Relationship When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is...

Kuna jamaa mmoja alifumania maongezi kati ya mwanablog mmoja maarufu sana Afrika Mashariki na comedian Chris Tucker, kama ifuatavyo: [Muchuzi: Hallow, goodmorning] [Tucker: Morning...

A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in his shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come...

Habari zinazoingia sasa ni kwamba yule mwanachama mwenzenu ajulikanaye kama Nyani Ngabu amekufa mapema alfajiri leoo hii kwa kupigwa risasi. Habari zaidi zitafuata baadaye.....

Ohh sipati nafasi ya kuoa mara ohhh wanawake sikuhizi haijulikani wanapatikana wapi....wenzenu ahhh someni anavyosema hapo chini. Nataka san hili brigade la ma bachela wa JF tuliokoe...kwa kuanza...

A man, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children, lost his job. He notices a crate of...

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Sri Lankan student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American...

A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. "Have...

A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in prison. Over the years she...

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said £ 50.00. “Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at...

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how...

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up, nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and...

Judge: "Raj, why were you beaten up in public?" Raj : "Your honour, I was in crowded bus, my photo fell from wallet, so I said to lady in front of me, 'Aunty, please lift your Sari, I want to...

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu...

There was a kid that wanted to take a shower with his mom. The mom said, "o.k. just whatever you do don’t look up". The boy looked up and said mommy what is that? She says’ "it's my garage". The...

A man and his wife were having problems in their relationship, so they went to a psychologist. The psychologist, who was a man, saw the couple several times, but to no avail. The woman...

Kuna vijana wawili walitorokea Uingereza kutafuta maisha, mmoja katika ya vijana hawa wawili alijifanya kujua sana kimombo akamwambia mwenzake kwamba wakifika Uingereza ikiwa Mzungu akiuliza swali...

'Hello? 'Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?' ' No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.' After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an...

A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and...

Leo katika pita pita zangu nilinasa sehemu Fulani katika foleni eneo la ilala , tulikaa pale kwa muda mrefu kidogo karibu dakika 20 , magari hayaendi huku au kule , pembeni yetu kulikuwa na...