We all know John McCain has large balls. But exactly how huge are they? The Ward Room investigates....
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''...
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen, were sitting in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at her...
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for
Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a
beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents...
mashindano ya dunia(kulala na mabinti warembo)vyumba vipo 100 kila chumba kina binti mmoja chumba cha 101 ni bafu na choo...ukimaliza kimoja unahamia,kingine..majaji wana system inayoonyesha kila...
One of the biggest University in U.S.A they invented a machine that can catches thieves for the accuracy of 78% .
They took it out to different countries in supermarkets for a test.
In U.S.A...
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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Why do couples hold hands...
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm...
There were two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school and were both virgins and enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they...
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus,went up on the footpath,and stopped centimeters from a shop...
Pastor: 'If there is anybody here that does not want this couple to be
Joined together in holy matrimony, he or she should speak out now.'
A man from the extreme of the church stood up and...
A guy donated blood to his girlfrind. When they broke up,he
wanted his blood back.
The girl threw a bloody sanitary pad at him and said,
'I'll pay you in monthly instalment.'...
While walking down the street, Dubya was struck by a large wheel of cheese that fell out of SwissAir flight 19.
Sadly. George does not make it and his soul arrives in heaven and he is met by...
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in...
1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry toget up?
2. Never plan how to spend your money...
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name...
Jamaa 1 alikuwa kila siku anaota panya wanacheza mpira akaenda kwa mganga...ili aziondoe hizo ndoto.Mganga akampa dawa ambayo alitakiwa anywe leo kama sharti ili ndoto ziishe.
Jamaa akamwambia...
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