JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Why, Why, Why, Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do...

Marekani wamegundua mashine ya kukamata wezi Ndani ya dakika 30[nusu saa]ilinasa wezi 500 huko USA Huko kwa mzee[MADIBA] Mandela south Afrika ndani ya dakika 20 ilinasa wezi laki 2[200,000]...

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika? Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye! Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho...

There is a teacher speaking in front of a group of boy college freshmen about the college rules. The teacher starts talking about the dorm rooms. "If you get caught in a girls dorm room after nine...

A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable...

An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running. A month later he returns to the dealer to get another hundred chickens because the first lot...

What do you do if your woman starts to smoke? you will never guess,slow down and use a lubricant. What word starts with F and ends with K that means alot of heat and excitement? Firetruck...

In Kingsville, Texas, there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property. It is illegal for hens to lay eggs before 8 am and after 4 pm in Norfolk, Virginia. Ducks...

A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another". The bartender pours...

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain...

God created the mule, and told him, "You will be mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live for 50...

The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is hiding marijuana inside his...

Jamani hapa duniani kuna watu wana mambo ya ajabu, juzi nikiwa kanisani nilikaa karibu na kijana mmoja. Kijana huyu badala ya kusikiliza mahubiri yaliyokuwa yanatolewa na Padri pale kanisani...

Kuna ndugu yangu mmoja ambaye kabila lake ni lile la watu wale ambao wanaweza kula ndizi kutwa mara tatu kwa siku,kwa siku zote 30 za mwezi na zisiwakifu,alikuwa ametoka mahakamani ambako kesi...

Positive Approach Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son: "Well, in that case...OK"...

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short...

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short...

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Tell me all about it. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China...

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, the...