JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. -- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? -- I hope your ready. The Glamour...

Mh!!!!!! mwenzangu samahani me nimeshindwa kusave picture kwenye jina langu. so msaa wenu hi nime test tu!kama itatokea mzuka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwingi!! wakubwa.

A man and his wife are in court getting a Divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, 'You're Honor. I brought the child into this world with...

Babu wa miaka sabini na tano aliamua kuoa binti wa miaka kumi na tano,usiku baada ya ndoa kupita wote wakawa wanalia chumbani,binti analia hajui kitu na babu analia keshasahau kila kitu.Unaona...

Baada ya tigo kuja na xtreme na mitandao mingine kuiga kwa majina tofauti tofauti,sasa wanywaji wa bia wamekuja na mpya!Wanadai walipe sh 1500 halafu wakate maji buure mpaka saa sita za usiku...

CCM inakutangazia kozi zifuatazo. 1 Rushwa 2 Wiza wa kura 3 Ufisadi 4 Ubakaji wa uchumi 5 Urichmond 6 U-IPTL 7 Epa 8 Twin towers na ajira za kufahamiana BOT 9 Meremeta 10...

Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers. In short, everything They could think of to help his...

Kuna bwana mmoja alikwenda kwa daktari akisumbuliwa na ugonjwa wa ngozi,baada ya maongezi ya muda mrefu kidogo,daktari akashauri Daktari,"Itabidi uwe na tabia ya kula matunda na maganda...

There were once two lovers who loved to try out kinky new ways of sex. The woman suggested they have sex in the park at night. The man agreed Later that night, the couple hid in the bushes and...

A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she attempted to change radio stations and saw that there appeared to be only one...

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to...

Bi Kidude alikwenda UK kufanya show ya muziki, wenyeji wake wakampangia hoteli ya fahari ya kitalii kuchungulia chini kupitia dirishani akaona watoto waki zungu wakiogelia kenye swimming pool...

In this life we live there are two things involved. Is either you are a man or you are a woman.. If you are a woman you are safe, if you are a man there are two things involved.. Is either you...

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little...

A priest saw a beautiful nun in the convent and immediately fell for her. He planned to go to the next city to conduct the mass service and asked the nun to accompany him. Whilst on the way, the...

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!" The man immediately leans...

I recieved an sms from +255764550439 'HONGERA! Umejishindia gari aina ya TOYOTA VX kutoka Japanese Motors International Kenya,kwa maelezo zaidi piga simu namba +254724350637 ya ofisini,Asante...

1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man...

jana nilipokea msg sasa nikashindwa kuielewa niitake as a joke au ndio njia ya kuwakumbuka wapendwa wetu?? it goes like this.... " Huko Mbinguni leo kuna sherehe, vijana Complex na Vivian...

Mtalii mmoja kutoka ulaya aliposhuka airport alichukua Taxi kumpeleka hotelini katikati ya jiji. Taxi driver akajamba baada ya muda Taxi Driver akamuuliza mtalii "Unaonaje hali ya hewa ya Afrika?"...