JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kama wengi mmewahi kuisoma hii, nisameheni kwa kulirudia - sorry ni kwa ung'eng'e tu. An rather elderly lady carrying a soiled lunchbag walked into the main offices of the Chase Mahattan Bank...

This is a love letter from a boy to a girl.... However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their relationship......and so..the boy wrote this letter to the girl..he knows...

Dear Uncle Barrack, Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerian famili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now to chop US national cake and our...

Kijana mmoja wa kimasai Loning'o alikuwa anamsindikiza rafiki yake Seng'ata kusubiri usafiri wa kwenda Arusha mjini. wakiwa barabarani ikatokea Landrover station wagoni ikasimama na dereve...

Yafuatayo ni majina ya watoto waliozaliwa Juzi huko Kanyigo Bukoba: Rweobama Mutayobama Barackruigumbiza Kokubama Rutobama Rweimobama RutashyObama Rugabaraka Muchungobama Rugaimobama...

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would...

Tafiti zimeonyesha kuwa kati ya wanachama wanne wa CCM, moja ni FISADI. Sasa kama wewe in mwana CCM na una marafiki zako watatu ambao pia ni CCM, ikiwa una imani kuwa hao rafiki zako si MAFISADI -...

The population of this country is 37 million. 14 million are retired. That leaves 23 million to do the work. There are 15 million in school, which leave 8 million to do the work. Of...

Na Abu Halima Sa Changwa BEN: Karibu Mshikaji, habari za huko? BULLY: Poa, mshikaji. Vipi mambo? Unaitwaje vile? BEN: Naitwa Ben Willy MacKapper. Jina la utani Netanyahu. BULLY...

Rafiki yangu alimtuma mtoto wake apige simu kwa shangazi yake.Baada ya mtoo huyo kupiga simu ilipokelewa na housegirl.akauliza shangazi yupo.hause girl alijibu hakuna mtu yeyote hapa nyumbani wpte...

Leo mchana niko mitaa fulani napata lunch, mara jamaa wa red rubegas akaingia akakaa karibu na mtanashati mmoja hivi nakaula pilau yake. Mwenye red rubega kamwambia mhududmu lete kama anachkula...

kuna jamaa mmoja aliagiza soda aina ya fanta, baada ya kumaliza akasema fantastic, akiashiria kuridhika na kile kinywaji. jamaa mwingine aliyekuwa karibu na jamaa huyo alikuwa akinywa soda aina...

Two men sitting a cafe, one man said "I have a lot of family problems" second man said "I will tell you mine" "I married a widow with a daughter, my father married my daughter, so my father...

dada mmoja alikuwa akipita karibu na nyumba yenye mbwa wakali na huku akiwa amevaa sketi fupi ya kubana mapaja, ghafla akatokea mbwa akaanza kumkimbiza, kwakuwa sketi ilikuwa fupi na yakubana ili...

Imetokea juzi juzi tu hapa katika sebule zetu hizi za umma (Bar) sinza ambapo wakali wa fikra mbadala walikuwa wakitafakari na kutafakuri huku wakishushia na kanywaji ni full kujilamba kama sio...

Fred and Mary get married but couldn't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's house for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has...

An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of...

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2...