JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. 'Sir,' she said, 'You may use the...

This maths test can predict your role model... Try it without looking at the Answer! Pick your Favourite No. from 1-9 Then Use that no. Multiply by 3. Add 3 Multiply with 3 You'll get a...

Kuna chizi flani alipanda juu mnara mrefu sana,uliojengwa kwa zege,na nondo..sikumbuki ni wa kumbukumbu au laah?!!na kupanda kwake ni shughuli pevu,urefu ni kama zile twin tower za epa.....basi...

This is what happened when a certain Company put up the following memo: OFFICE MEMO: May all members of staff please note that there will only be one drink per person at this year's...

A popular airline recently introduced a special half rate fare for Wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting great feedback, the company sent out letters to all the...

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta... ta...! Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad...

Huku akionyesha katika ramani ya dunia iliyobandikwa ukutani,mtoto wa miaka mitano alimuuliza baba yake; MTOTO: Baba, eti Brazil iko wapi? BABA: Muulize mamako kwa maana yeye ndo mwenye tabia ya...

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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mrs Smith kissed his wife goodbye and...

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the...

padri nifanye nini niishi maisha marefu padri? padri:je unalewa? mhumini:hapana padri:unavuta sigara? muhumini:hapana padri:unacheza kamali? muhumini: sichezi padri:unafanya ngono...

At a party a Kalembe sees a beautiful girl and invites her to dance withhim..Kalembe : Can I dance with u?The Girl : I'm sorry im a lesbian..Kalembe : Its ok its ok.. I'm a Kibwezian* * *...

Ebwana nilikuwa kanisani jamaa mmoja akaingia na Sigara! Dah nilishtuka kweli ilibakia kidogo tuu nidondoshe bia yangu!

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter...

Employment opportunities:the applicant must be: DBBS-Degree in bombing blasting strtegies MSC-Masters in suicide Course ICT-information and Connectivities in Terrorism BPTD-Bachelor in...

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Student: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

...ATM kama hii inaweza kukufilisi kama akili yako ina 'mgando' wa mfadhaiko... ...weekend njema :D !

A couple had only been married for two weeks, but the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife...

Chacha: My wife is so naughty. She always kidding with me. Kamau: how..? Chacha: yesterday I went home. And I put my hands on her eyes. She said; Its you the Shamba boy!?

Mwalimu Kibogoyo aliingia darasani kufundisha somo la Kiingereza na kabla ya kuanza kufundisha, akaanza kwa chemsha bongo ndipo alipomuuliza mwanafunzi mmoja swali, ilikuwa hivi: Mwalimu...