Ile siku ya kuwapinga Wakenya kuwa Obama si wakwao bali ni m-Tz imefika. Hapa tupo wizara ya mambo ya ndani tayari kwa maandamano. Tatizo ni kwamba kila mkoa unadai Obama ni wao wachaga wanasema...
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar...
An Aircraft was losing height due 2 overload.The pilot then announced "WE WILL THROW OUT PASSENGERS in alphabetical order."Any AFRICAN on board?" No one moved."Any BLACK person?" No one moved."Any...
Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker
tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him...
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a...
A reseach was conducted to know if women would like to have sex with their Mr President of certain country named x. 100 women were taken from the main city of that country and asked if they would...
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said...
A wife catches her husband masturbating under the shower and approaches him.
with shame the husband said:
- Oh dear, it was so dirty that I had to rub it so hard... it almost hurts...
Sex is like a restaurant sometimes you get good services
Sometimes bad servces and sometimes no services BUT
Many time you have to happy with self services.....
1. Hupenda kwenda baa na kumbi za starehe kuliko Lecture na Semina.
2. Hushinda room kuliko Library.
3. Hufahamu mitindi ya mavazi kuliko Module.
4. Huogopa CARRY,SUP na DISCO kuliko...
(July 16, 2008, Italy)
Gerhard Adolf Zeitler Plattner, 68, was queued at a traffic light in his Porsche Cayenne sportscar. Before one reaches the light, there is a railroad crossing. As you...
A Nun and a Priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.
After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest...
Siku moja katika pitapita zangu nikakutana na ubishi mmoja wa ajabu sana!!!hebu fuatilia haya maongezi..
Mlevi:ule ni mwezi,wewe na akili yako umeona wapi jua likatoka usiku??
Mvuta bangi:haa we...
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