Just imagine upo mitaa ya Kariakoo, halafu anatoke mtu mwenye matatizo ya ngozi (Zeruzeru) anakupora simu yako mpya uliyoitafutia hela kama miezi 3 hivi unahangaika ili uinunue halafu wewe...
An Chinese is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, butter And jam) when an American man; chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The Chinese ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts...
* Q: Is it true that there is freedom of speech in the Soviet Union the same as there is in the USA?
A: In principle, yes. In the USA, you can stand in front of the White House in...
Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away. The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped...
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: "The best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock...
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife...
A Husband and Wife, Both were very happy over the twelve pound baby boy that was born to them.
Mr. Brown who could not conceal his delight, called up the editor of a famous newspaper and reported...
The nun was teaching Sunday school, speaking to her class one morning and she asked the following question,
Nun: "When you die and go to heaven... which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy...
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An American preaching couple ( Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade
in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real mess of the
whole event..... and meaning
Rev...
IT Expert: Mambo Binti!
IT Student: Poa tu.
IT Expert: Unajuwa kuwa Penzi langu lina GB kubwa sana kwako, mpenzi nataka ni INSTALL moyo wangu kwenye CPU ya nafsi yako. Naomba u'DOUBLE CLICK...
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the
beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so
he covers his private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?"...
A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth pulled.
The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the Man a shot.
'No way! No needles! I hate needles,' the Patient said.
The Dentist...
Hi - I need a Job...!
I'm available since January 20, 2009 and I am willing to relocate.
RESUME:
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
LAW ENFORCEMENT:
* I...
The only thing that the Revenue Authorities have not yet taxed is the male penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20%...
Swali:
Inasadikika kwamba Adam na Hawa ndio binaadamu wa mwanzo.Baada ya uasi pale bustanini walilaaniwa na wote baadae walikufa.
Endapo wafu wote watafufuka leo hii na ukatakiwa uwatambue...
Question: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Answer: Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
Question: How many Conservative economists does it...
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