Jamaa mmoja mwanaume alitumiwa sms na demu wake, Tatizo la ile sms ilkuwa ndefu sana,
sasa ilpoingia kwenye simu yake haikuweza kufunguka yote, baahi ya maneno hayakuonekana, kulikuwa na maneno...
Can I borrow $25?
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'
DAD: 'Yeah sure...
Things Children Have Learned
No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don't hit her...
HOW TO WRITE A PAPER
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well lighted
place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.
2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make sure...
Top 10 Reasons Why Prison is Better Than College
10. There are no tests, papers, or homework in prison.
9. There are no grades in prison.
8. You don't need financial aid in prison.
7...
Ni siku ya mwisho kwa watoto wa chekechea moja. Watoto walimletea mwalimu wao zawadi...
Mtoto wa muuza maua akampa kajibunda:
Mwalimu (akitabasamu): "Aaahsante! Mie nahisi, umineletea maua"...
bonyeza kuona PARTY YA WANYAMA
note: vituko vya nyani, yule komba alietimuka asubuhi - nahisi alilewa sana afu akasahau kwenda nyumbani, afu wale mandege - yaani ni kama waliambiana 'ebu...
The Sinister Secret Government Attempts to Stimulate Global Crisis
Monday, October 15, 2001
The Sinister Secret Government Attempts to Stimulate Global Crisis With WTC, Russian Jet Explosion...
Obama, McCain and All Hillary Die And Go To Heaven
John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, Do you think you...
One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building. A man came running into his office and shouted, "John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this...
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is a man from Bongo.
Bill Gates: "Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave" 2000 people leave the room immediately...
Dear Mrs. John William,
Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. John William has been causing quite a commotion in our store.
We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered...
The scientist approached God and said, "Listen, we've decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we can clone people, transplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once considered...
This is veeery serious!!
Manpowalalmikia marefarii na viongozi wa michezo kwa u-Simba na u- Yanga mnakuwa hamuwatendei haki!!
Duniani watu wanajua Tanzania timu ni mbili tu
1. Simba
2. Yanga...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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Duh naona si haba, kamanda wa magereza yuko gado ile kinoma....
Hizo ni "bullet proof goggles" au ndo "urembo" wa kisasa?
Naona hata mheshimiwa mwenyewe kama intimidated....lol
News Paper virus:
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
Government virus:
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting...
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