FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Francisco that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the group of...
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a...
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her bottom and said,
"You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle."
While this was on...
Dah! wshkaj hi noma kuna jamaa mmoja alimpa mimba mtoto wa kigogo Basi akafunguliwa kesi wa mshitaki kwa kosa la kumpa mimba. Sasa kumbe yule mshikji ana Bibi yake mtaalaam wa yaleeeeeeee!! mambo...
Iligunduliwa machine ya kukamata wezi huko Marekani na kupelekwa nchi mbalimbali kwa majaribio.China baada ya dk 5 watu 10 walikamatwa ,Kenya baada ya dk 5 watu 50 walikamatwa,South Africa baada...
The only one, survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him.
Every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed...
A letter has been sent from a husband :
Dear Sweetheart :
I cant send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.
Your Loving Husband.
His wife...
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."...
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park...and...
Preacher said:
"If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it
and throw it into theriver".
And the congregation cried, "Amen!"
"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd
take
it and...
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.
Cars are...
The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.
20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in...
You may be a Taliban if .....
1. You refine Heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes...
John was in front of Jeremy coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed John by the hand and pulled him aside:
The Pastor...
1. Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information
Fighting Every time'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'
2. Importance of...
An old Arabian man who lives in central USA wants to dig around the earth so he can plant tomatoes. However, he is too old to do so, so he e-mails his son, who studies in Paris.
Dear Son...
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