JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Kaaamkao wakula kupokea filam yenye maadili ya kitanzania
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Hii ni sanamu ya mzee mugabe!
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1. Ndio nakuja ila ujue sikai sana 2. Nishukie wapi? 3. Saizi saa ngapi nataka kuondoka 4. Ubaya wako utaingiza yote 5. Uingize kichwa tu 6. Funga mlango kwanza 7. Sikai sana uharakishe 8. Tufanye...
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Kuna Mchepuko wangu kanitumia hiyo picha, " Etii Bebiii naomba nitumie elfu 11 ninunue chupi" Mimi nilijua ananua chupi moja kumbe anataka dozen/ package Hivi kweli package yote hiyo inauzwa...
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Mimi nimegundua sisi wakiumeni tunaongoza kwa kuomba kuwekewa picha kuliko wale wenzetu wa upande wa pili,wewe Je?
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#To understand Life, you have to visit these three locations:_ *1.* The hospital, *2.* The prison and *3.* The Cemetery. [emoji603][emoji603] _*At the Hospital,*_ you will understand that...
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Wafugaji wa kuku hasa wa kienyeji watauelewa sana huu uzi kwa kweli Kuku wa kienyeji wana Vituko sana,ila huwezi kugundua mpaka ukae nao sana Hivi ni baadhi ya vituko ambavyo nimeshuhudia live ila...
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Baba wakipemba alikuja Tz bara, kwa shuhguli za uvuvi, alikua camp ,basi kila jioni anaingia mjini kuuza samaki, alipouzoea mji akapata mwenyeji(Mamaa) akawa anamburudisha vilivyo, siku aliporudi...
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Habari za Saizi WanaJF Katka Kuchakarka na maisha kuzisaka dinero, Kipindi hiki cha Holy Jiwe ambapo kwa wafanyabiashara wadogo kam mimi zmekuwa mbali sana kuzpata mpaka uwe na visa aisee. Asa...
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How Idi Amin Made White Men Carry him Amin was known to have egotistical behaviours and even bestowed on himself the title, “His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi...
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Ukipewa fursa ya kuumba binadamu na ukaambiwa ubadili mkao wa maeneo ya mwili, mfano macho uyawe sehemu nyingine ya mwili, hips hali kadharika. Utambadilije?
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Umepita mda kidogo toka kisa hiki kinitokee,kama miezi mitatu imepita. Mtaa ni ninao fanya ni karibu sana na kitu cha daladala,pia zile kama unafanya unakua maarufu sababbu ya fani yani. Sas...
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Kujizitto maana yake ni kuwa muongo muongo.
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Huyu member mwandamizi wa JF yuko wapi wakuu? Michango yake tunaimiss. Kama kuna rafiki ndugu na jamaa yake aje atujuze nini kimemkuta mpaka kufikia kuadimika kwa takribani wiki ya tatu sasa.
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Walimu kama hawa ndiyo maana kwenye mahafali ya darasa la saba hawaibuki. Hawa ndiyo waliozifanya shule nyingi zianze na sherehe kabla ya kukabidhiwa vyeti. Vinginevyo, ni vitasa kwenda mbele...
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Kuna mwingine zaidi ya Max, mfano DPP ambaye amehojiwa na DPP kuhusu Musiba ? Kigogo kaishapatikana ? Kuna msanii kajitupia picha za uchi? Mkuu wetu hajatoa update zozote huko? Azori...
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Kutokana na wimbi la members wengi kupeana shavu na kujitokeza hadharani bila kuficha hisia zao mpaka kufikia hatua ya kufungua thread especially kuonyesha mapendo kwa watu ambao wanawa admire na...
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Leo nilipanda daladala nikakaa na demu nyuma kule, wakati anashuka akanikanyaga kwa nguvu nikamuuliza dada vipi unanikanyaga?? Akanipa bonge la moja la sonyo then akasema "Nilidhani bubu mbona...
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Wakina mama jihadharini na aina yeyote ya uzazi wa mpango. Tamko la rais ni sheria.
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Mimi huwa nina angalia movies na kusoma vitabu! Tupeane maujanja[emoji41]
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