JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Habari wadau, Mimi ni si mnywaji wa vinywaji vyenye kilevi ni mnywaji wa vinywaji visivyo na kilevi kama juice, soda, bavaria, nk. Najua wapo wenzangu ambao nao ni wapenzi wa vinywaji hivyo...
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1. Nisalimie ma mkwe jaman = Demu wa dizaini hii ni mcheshi, anajiamini, ni mama bora wa badae, ana hofu na Mungu ila usikimbilie kumuoa,mcheleweshe kwanza huwa ni waigizaji sometimes! 2. Jomoni...
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Daaah,..mdada huyo,tulikua tunapata lunch,tukawa tunajadili mambo ya january,yeye anafamilia,mi bachelor january hainihusu,so nkawa nawaskiliza tuu,bas ndo nkaskia hyo kauli,daah nilicheka...
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I dreamt I went to the bank, came out with 700,000/-. I woke up and found the exact money besides me. For the first time my dream came to reality, immediately i went to the market and bought...
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Hivi inakuaje naona watu wengi wana igiliziana hii Avatar??
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MTANGAZAJI! Ulaya: I am Kevin Byant,CNN. Tanzania: Mimi ni Jooooooooji Maratoooooo Ai ti viiii Maraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]
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Ujinga ni vibarua milioni 1 wanaochanga tsh 500 kila siku,sawa na 15,000,000,000/=(tsh Bilioni 15) kwa mwezi,na kumpa bilionea,ambaye baadae huwashukuru kwa kumchagua kibarua mmoja na kumpa...
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Simba mwendapole =Huyo ni Sharobaro Asiyefunzwa na *****= Ujue Mama hajapitia Ualimu. Zimwi likujualo= Lilikuona Sehemu. Chelewa Chelewa= Ukizikusanya utapata Ufagio. Hakuna Masika= Wakati wa...
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Watanzania jamani nguo za mtumba tuwe tunasoma mandishi kabla hatujazipeleka kwa ndugu na jamaa huko vijijini!!!
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Mwalimu ;" wewe john unacheka nini?" John ; "mwalimu Umekaa vibaya nimeona mapaja yako " Mwalimu ; "huna adabu wewe toka nje nisikuone mpaka kesho" Mwalimu ; "na wewe Michael unacheka nini??"...
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Kila mtu ana style yake na interest zake, kama umeshaangalia video ya born this way ya lady gaga kuna mwanamitindo mmoja wa kiume alionekana kama zombie.. He is Rick Genest a.k.a Zombie Boy.. Rick...
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Habari zenu wana jukwaa hili pendwa kuliko yote kwa hapa jf. Niende kwenye mada.Sanaa ni nini~Sanaa ni ufundi anao utumia mwanadamu ili kuwasilisha fikra au mawazo yaliyo ndani ya akili yake.Au...
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Uyu mdada kapotea sana siku nyingi sijamwona jukwaani sijui uko alipo yupo katika khali gani we used to communicate out of jf but we didn't succeed to see each other live and direct. Popote ulipo...
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Wale makapela wote ambao bado hawajaoa au kuolewa na ambao kwa wale waliobahatika kuolewa au kuoa lakini ndoa zao zimemeguka tukutane hapa . Tupeane michongo,Raha na Changamoto za kuwa kapela...
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Nifanyeje jamani kukifukuza hiki kitambi kinachonijia kabla ya wakati, yaani nina miaka 30 tu nianze kusumbuka na kitambi wakati sijapata hata hela?
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Naona kuna vijana wengi sana wanakwenda kwa waganga ama kwa wamasai kutafuta dawa za mapenzi, Vijana wala msipoteze mda, hii dawa ukiwa nayo utakua na mvuto hata kama ni sura ngumu:):)
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Habari za weekend wana jf Mwenzenu kuna MTU nimemzimia humu jf Nikiona thread yake tu mapigo ya moyo yanabadilika, basi nitairudia kuisoma hiyo thread yani najiona ka Niko nae Nilifikilia...
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BIASHARA huria imezua mengi. Hali kadhalika Sayansi na Tekenolojia nayo, imeleta mengi. Katika kuwaondolea kero wanawake wenye matiti yaliyosinyaa hapa nchini, wataalamu kutoka China wameanza...
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Jaman, nina kasweet bebii kangu sasa nmepata bonge la danga sa ntakaa kulichuna bila sweetibebi wang kujua. naomba ombeni ujuzi kuhusu hilo [emoji115] nataka nianze kazi racmiii maana kuna vibuzi...
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