JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Miss you wapendwa baada ya muda na kimya cha muda mrefu,I'm back again.....[emoji4] Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app

Kwa wale ambao mnapata shida ya kurala piga punyeto utarara tu mwenyeewe

Haka katabia kakupakuliwa nyama kwenye sherehe wakati kwenye wali chips na vingine mtu anajipakulia ni uchoyo au? Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app

Sio joke, ila najiuliza: hivi Wahindi kwao kula kitimoto sio kinyume ya imani yao? Yaani mida hii nipo sehemu hapa Dar es Salaam, naona Wahindi wapo wanafakamia kiti moto ile mbaya!

Ladies if u visit ur boyfriend and he immediately puts ur shoes inside the house, and closes the door immediately baby u r a side chic.... If u want to argue go argue with ur ancestors period...

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taarifa niliyoipata hivi sasa kutoka katika vyanzo vyangu ninavyoviamini, shetani amefariki dunia leo jioni #WapostPumba

Niaje masela aman iwe nanyi katika bwana Kama kichwa cha habali kinavyojieleza hapo juu Kuna watu huwa ni wazee wa fix ile mbaya sio wakubwa tu pia kuna vijana na wazee wana fix kinoma...

UKIWA KIJANA. 1. Ukiwa single watakuuliza, kwanini huna Girlfriend au Boyfriend? 2. Ukiwa na mchumba, watahoji mmekaa sana mtaoana lin? 3. Ukioa utasikia, mbona hamzai nyie?sisi twataka...

Nakumbuka kitambo Sana enz nasoma vossa enz izo Kila siku ilikua lazma pasta ahubir mstalini baada ya mapambio baada hapo yanafuata tena mapambio na kuingia klass Waaaoh it was wonderful Siku...

a, Chochote kile.

Mtaani Watoto wakiwa wanashindana kwenye michezo, mmoja akisema "Mi Magufuli" mwingine anasema "Mimi Tundu Lissu"...Aliyesema Magufuli, anasema basi mi sichezi...

karibuni nafanya huduma ya kufua nguo kwa kutumia mashine na kupasi. Bei zangu ni nafuu kuanzia 1500, napatikana mabibo makuburi, ubungo Dar es salaam , maeneo yote ya Dar nafata nguo na...

hivi yule muhenga aliyesema "hata vikombe kabatini hugongana" alifikilia nini mpaka akasema hivyo??? nimeweka glass mbili kabatini mpaka leo bado vipo pale pale havijahama wala kugusana, sasa huyu...

kaa tayari, kaa kwa tahadhari! attention jitu baya limevamia ndani ya nyumba oi anaejua mda aniambie saangapi hapo nataka nisonge ugali Sent using Jamii Forums mobile app

Mmmmh Eti wanawake wa mjini mapenzi yakizidi Hata ukivaa KONDOM utasikia bby umependeza

Kama haujawahi kuitwa boss Usikate tamaa, Hapa utaitwa boss aya coment hapa Boss wangu.

Hata akisimama kama mgombea binafsi pia atashinda kama hakutakuwa na uchakachuaji wa kura. Tunahangaika kutafuta madini wakati tuna Vito vya thamani kama Antupas Tundu Lissu.