Hahahaha...Muhaya is attacked
by a
robber,"Toa pochi " Muganyizi
shouts back "we ---- huwezi
nipigia
kelele nikiwa kwenye Prado na nimevaa rolex na gold kadhaaa
atakama wewe Kichaa....bwana...
Mzungu alifiwa na mbwa wake akampeleka kanisani ili asaliwe, Padri akamkaripia kwa ukali hatusalii mbwa hapa! mzungu akauliza ni kanisa gani wanasalia maana nina sadaka ya milion tano kwa padri...
Kunamuhindi moja alivamiwa na majambazi yaliyokuwa na mapanga na walipoanza kubomoa mlango muhindi haraka akaweka ngazi na kumpandisha mke wake darini ambako ilikuwa juu sana. Kisha akapanda na...
Simu yako ni ya kichina iwapo.......
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina Tv,microwave,torch,kikata kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth pick
4.kuna...
A VERY SMART PERSON WILL GET THIS
A man wanted to enter a CLUB.
Every member knew the password.
So, the man hide beside the wall & tried to listen to the password.
A member came, watchman...
TYPES OF SALARY,
1. Onion Salary - You grab it, you open it, and you cry
2. Storm Salary - You don't know when it's coming or going
3. Menstrual Salary - It comes once a month and lasts only...
Both given and received, nadhani kuna watu wangekuwa matajiri wakubwa na wale mabahili wa ku like naamini wangekuwa maskini wa kutupwa...
wataje unaowajua. Naanza mimi
1. Mamndenyi angekuwa...
Wadau mwandishi wenu wa kujitegemea chini ya uhariri wa Bishanga na TANMO natiririka kama ifuatavyo,,
1. Siri ya Evelyn Salt kuhamia singida yagundulika, fumanizi latajwa, Slave aweka mambo...
Hallo wana chitchat mi ni mgeni hapa chitchat ila nimevutiwa sana na comments zenu na jinsi mnavyoenjoy pamoja ,nikaona mi pia nijunge nanyi tafadhalini naomba mnipokeeni.
:A S-heart-2::A...
Jaman ni majukumu tuuu...
Wale wa Arusha mnisamehe sijawaoona kabisaaa...
Ni majukumu ndio yamenifanya hivi...
Niko safarini ndani ya basi la...
Nawarudia akina Madame B. N.k.
Naombeni m
Habari zenu wapendwa, binafsi nalazimika kuliandika hili hapa jamvini kwa sababu naliona halijakaa sawa na naamini wapo wengi tu wenye mtazamo kama wangu, kwa kuwa hapa ni chit chat naona ni vema...
Sir.Alex Ferguson ameitisha maandamano makubwa ya dunia nzima kwa mashabiki wa Man United kwa kupinga matokeo ya uefa dhidi ya Real Madrid The Galacticos yatakayofanyika kuanzia Mtwara Hadi...
Heshima yenu wakubwa...
Jaman ni majukumu tuuu...
Wale wa Arusha mnisamehe sijawaoona kabisaaa...
Ni majukumu ndio yamenifanya hivi...
Niko safarini ndani ya basi la...
Nawarudia akina Madame...
Eti Samahan lakini!Nasikia simba vijana wa Msimbazi wamekata rufaa CAF kwa sababu Libolo hawAkuvaa dawa ya penzi?
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Jamaa kakamatwa kwa kosa la wizi wa mamilioni ya vijisenti akahukumiwa kwenda jela akafungwa. Baada ya miezi miwili baba yake akamuandikia barua kwenda gerezani, jamaa akaipokea: "Mpendwa...
Kwakweli nimewamiss sana wana Cc wote...Hali ilikuwa ngumu sana kifungoni lakini Inshallah leo nimekuwa huru....(Siasani kule hakufai)
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