JF Chit-Chats

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
DEM: "Samahani kaka, naomba unipakate.." JAMAA: "Haina wasi...njoo tu nikupakate." DEM: "Haya." JAMAA: "Inaonekana wee ni sekretari?" DEM: "Ndio...mbona?" JAMAA: "Vidole vyako laini...
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Girlfriend told me this!!!!! Is it true?
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Mungu nijaaalie nipate dem mpenda pesa nitembee naye kwa verosa siyo yule ambae akipanda tu kibajaji anasinzia''''''''''''''''''''
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Hivi ndivyo mwanafunzi wa form4 2012 alivyojibu pepa ya kiswahili. Swali: Eleza hatua za kuandaa MDAHALO. : Mwanafunzi akiwa hajui maana ya MDAHALO alijibu hivi. 1. Unachukua mdahalo wako...
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Usiichukie Tanzania, Wachukie wanaoiongoza
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Suppose a snail is climbing up a slippery 30 cm wall. Each minute it climbs 5 cm, but slides back 4 cm. How many minutes will it take the snail to reach the top of the wall? Copyright ©
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Jua limechomoza na miale yake ya rangi ya dhahabu imetawanyika katika uso wa dunia ikirutubisha mimea,wanyama,binaadamu na vilivyomo.pia rangi nzuri ya kijani iliyotapakaa kila pembe ya tanzania...
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Wakuu kuna misemo mingi ya kufurahisha sana hasa ktk mitandao ya kijamii, mfano Kula bata mpaka kuku aone wivu. Weka misemo uliyowahi kuisikia na ukapata kuifurahia
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How do u score on this, gentleman? One Day, Apostle Dr Pastor was with his men's congregation in his church and he asked them: Major Apostle: Can those with wives rise up their hands...
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...My nimepita pita humu humu ndani na kusikia sikia maneno maneno je ni ya kweli....Maana sipendi kuwapa watu gharama ya kukarabati viungo vya miili yao...hakuna...
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Inasemekana askari polisi wana mpango wa kuwatumia nguruwe badala ya mbwa kuzuia maandamano ya ............
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KWELI wanawake wana GHALAMA? kila kiungo chao kinaitaji FEDHA!!! nywele zinataka dawa! MASKIO yanataka HELENI! MACHO yanataka WANJA na SHADOW PUA inataka KIPINI, MDOMO unataka LIPSTIC, USO unataka...
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Kinamama wa3 (MCHAGA, MGOGO na MHAYA) Walijifungua Watoto, Bahati mbaya Docta akawachanganya, Ikawa vigumu kuwatambua, ikabid watafute MBINU ya kuwatambua kwa nature zao, Docta akarusha SARAFU ya...
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Nami nimejikomboa.sasa jf nitakuwa online 24 hrs kama vp ni add whatsapp. Namba yangu ile ile. Wale wa f'b ongezeni spidi ku LiKe page yangu kazi ndo imeanza.
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Dogo mmoja alikua anacheza na madogo wenzie jirani na kanisa. Mara baada ya michezo yao ya kitoto kuisha akaanza kutafuta ndala zake ambazo alikua hakumbuki kaziweka wapi? Punde kidogo akatokea...
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Wakuu, wana cc wote na wanajf kwa ujumla! nawataarifu kuwa mwenzetu mmoja kwa jina MMAHE ni mgonjwa, anasumbuliwa na malaria.. Dua zenu ni muhimu sana ili afya yake iimarike. Pole sana. Cc...
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Mgeni amekuja hapa jijini kwetu mnamkacha hii tabia yenu ya ubaguzi itoweke mara moja
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Kule iringa kuna mifugo kama hawa wanaitwa simbilisi na kule singida wanaita mpoko,na usukumani wanaita ngoso, tuonane fasta bidhaa nichache.
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Hata uwe na heshima vipi!Huwezi kumpokea Askari Bunduki!
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