JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mtoto katoka shule huku akilia, alipofika nyumbani, baba yake alishangazwa na hali hiyo na mazungumzo yanayalikuwa hivi:
BABA: Kwa nini unalia?
MTOTO: Mwalimu amenipiga, na nimeambiwa twende wote...
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God picked up a flower and dippedit in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and he gifted to me he sAid ,THIS FRIEND IS FOR YOU
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Let me ask you guys a weird question. What percentage of Nigerian girls between 18 and 21 do you think are virgins?
1. Less than 5%
2. Less 20%
3. Less than 50%
4. Other
What do you guys think...
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Bado tupo kwenye msiba wa ndugu zetu form four hivyo tuungane wote kwa kusema 'NECTA IMETOA NECTA IMETWAA; FORM FIVE WALIIPENDA LAKINI KITAA KUMEWAPENDA ZAIDI, JINA LA NECTA LIHIMIDIWE AMINA.T
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Mambo yangu hayaende kabisaaaaaa!rigwaride tena basi!!
Nshachoka kugombea daladala!!sasa nahitaji nami nipate japo kamkoko kangu,nyumba nzuri beach,mke mrembo,acc yangu itune,nikitembea basi niwe...
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Habari zenu Madada na Makaka wa JF Dar-Wing......
kama tulivyokwisha ongea na Maxence Melo Kuhusu Kuiboresha Dar-wing yetu siku ile kule Kwenye White Party, Nadhani utekelezaji wake ndio Kipindi...
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Binti mmoja... alienda kupeleka malalamiko kwa MCHUNGAJI.
BINTI:-Kuna kijana ambaye sitamsahau kwa aliyonifanyia
MCHUNGAJI:-Alikufanya hivi? (akamshika chuchu)
BINTI:-Hapana
MCHUNGAJI:-Au...
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Jamaa mmoja alizamia semina ya wasomi iliyokuwa inafanyika Ubungo Plaza. Ukafika muda wa watu kujitambulisha. Wa kwanza akaanza: Naitwa John, niko UDOM mwaka wa pili nasoma Sheria. Wa pili...
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Dada mmoja alikuwa anapekua majina ya mademu walioko katika phonebook ya simu ya boyfriend wake.Mara Agnes milonjo,Aisha kikwapa,Jack domo lepe,Mwajuma ndala ndefu.
Akacheka saana mpaka mchozi...
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Employee : Sir,you called me?
Boss : Yeah,go to the rest room and
masturbate.
Employee : (After few mins) ,done
sir
Boss : Do it again. Employee : Done again, sir.
Boss : Do it once more
Employee...
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Chit-chat members am sorry to intrude..but i figured we could trend this topic this Sunday...
"..if you must.."
Dear form 4s if you really must commit suicide over the results, at least kill...
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halo kwa wadau wote wa JF.mimi ni kijana wa miaka 30,nashindwa kumtongoza mwanamke kwani nnapo muona demu mzuri hua nashindwa kuongea kabisa!sasa naomba msaada wenu:niwapate wapi mademu ambao...
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hivi humu ndani mpoooo? Nimewamiss mjue? Maisha tu yamebana halafu nimezoea stress za siasani kidogo (nafanyisha moyo mazoezi).....
Nawatakia weekend njema.....
Hugs za pekee zimwendee mume...
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BOYFRIEND:Dear,hicho ki-min skirt ulichopiga,mama yako akikuona si atakumaindi sana?
GIRLFRIEND:Yaap,ni lazima atamaindi kwasababu nimevaa mini skirt yake!
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Wagonjwa wawili wa akili, walipanga kutoroka wodini katika Hospitali ya vichaa.
Na mpango ulikuwa wakifika getini wamuue mlinzi, ili waweze kutoroka kirahisi, lakini walipofika getini hawakumkuta...
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Girl: Hey baby!
Boy: Yes honey!
Girl: I like these shoes but i forgot my wallet at home.....
Could you please pay for me?
They cost only 50,000/=.
Boy: Sorry honey, there's no any...
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A visiting lecturer from U.S to a Tanzanian University decided to give his students an impromptu test..
He asked them to write the answer as he reads out the question.
Lecturer: Question 1...
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