JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kile kitendawili kilichokosa jawabu cha kwa nini madogo wa mwaka huu wamefeli sana kidato cha nne sasa kimefichuka.
Baada ya Serikali na Bunge kuidhinisha kuwa watu wote hawatajiunga na vyuo...
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MCHAGA anamdai MPARE hela. Huku MSAMBAA akishuhudia
MPARE:nimesema sikupi bora nijiue... (kwa ubahili wake mpare akajichoma kisu akafa)
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MCHAGA:kiruu umejiua mbee sikubali na kufuata huko...
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Habari zenu..
Naona siku njema ambayo miaka kadhaa nyuma..
Kulikua na vifijo na nderemo bila kusahau vigelegele...
Ambapo mtoto wa kiume alipozaliwa na mama aliye hai mpaka sasa...
Miaka ya...
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Imetokea baba yako mzazi anampenzi wake ambae ni mzuri mwenye kuwavutia vijana wengi ,umri wake ni sawa wewe au umemzidi kidogo ,lakini kuna hali imejitokeza anashindwa kujizuwia mnapokuwa peke...
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Dada mmoja alikuwa anapita njia katika kijiwe cha wahuni,akiwa amevalia kitop kikionyesha uwazi baina ya maziwa yake. Juu ya hicho kitop amevalia mkufu wenye lakti ya ndege (aeroplane) ambayo...
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Napiga hodi baada ya kuaga na kujipa Ban binafsi... Dah.. Kukaa nje ya C.C Ni mateso aiseee... C.C.B (Chit-Chat Bachelors) Nimerudi, Wanandoa kama watu8 nimerudi...Walio vuguvugu kama noahism...
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..Ni matumaini yangu wote humu ndani wazima afya tele...mi nawasalimia tu jamani....
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1.Ndege ikipita ,simu inaandika 1 missed call
2.Ukiwa karibu na lorry likawashwa kitu kinaandika "Charger Connected"
3. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
4. Simu ina...
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John alionekana kupona hvyo akatolewa kwenye hosptali ya machizi arudishwe kwao.
Asubuhi moja
akachukuliwa akapelekwa hadi jirani na kwake akaulizwa unapafahamu hapa?
John: ndiyo nyumba...
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Mchezo wa kanga moja maarufu kama kanga moko, umewatisha wabunge. Hali hiyo ilitokea bungeni jana wakati wabunge hao walipokuwa wakichangia mjadala wa bajeti ya Wizara ya Habari, Vijana, Utamaduni...
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...mpaka Kalvari..ooh, tusimame po' bila haya...
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Huu wimbo unanibariki sana!
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TUNAANZA WIKENDI KWA NJIA YA MSALABA!
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..washikaji wangu wa A town vipi Mambo..
. Erickb52. Mr Rocky.. Crashwise..
..na wa dar mambo vipi..?
watu8.. Madame B.. Mamdenyi
...wana cc wote mambo vipi..?
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A man & his ever nagging wife
went out on a vacation to
Jerusalem.While they were
there,the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband,
"You can have her shipped home
for $ 5000 or...
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wandugu mfahamisheni kuwa anatafutwa kweli kweli na RF
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Utajua kama unasimu ya KICHINA
kama_________
1. Battery inajaa baada ya dk 3 ....
2. Simu ina
Tv,microwave,torch,kikata
kucha,mswaki,kiberiti cha sigara
3. Unaweza andika Msg kwa tooth...
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Unasafiri kikazi, wakati unapaki nguo na makorokoro mengine, Mkeo anakupa box la kondomu "Honey chukua hizi in case ikitokea dharura". Unalipokea kwa tabasamu zito na kusema "Asante Mke wangu kwa...
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Well, hello guys!
It is Mei Mosi again, zamani zetu Rais wa Jamhuri ilikuwa ni lazima atoe hotuba kwa wafanyikazi, na matarajio yetu mara nyingi ilikuwa ni kupanda kwa viwango vya mishahara...
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Leo ndio mara yangu ya kwanza kuja R Chuga, nimeona ni jiji zuri sana lina baridi la wastani, lakini nasikia ni jiji la kibabe, anaway suala kubwa lililönileta hapa ni kuwa nimefikia maeneo ya...
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