....mAmbo yakiwa mengi hata humu hatuonekani...lakini nawakumbuka sana..hasa my arabela....i miss yu sana...
wengine woteeeeeeeee....
...Usiku mwemaaaaaaaaaaa.....
Paloma chop my money
cacico chop my money
Madame B chop my money
amu chop my money
nivea chop my money
Arabela chop my money
........because i don't care....i don't care.
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Mlevi mmoja aliingia pharmacy na kusema "tafadhali nipatie condom" Mhudumu akabwatuka na kusema "Kaka mbona huna heshima? si uagize kwa lugha nzuri?" Jamaa akaona isiwe taabu, akafungua zip na...
Kisa kimetokea kwetu huku pande za uswazi. Mzee kitemba amtunza binti yake mwanaheri ili aolewe akiwa bikira. Yaani mzee mnoko kinoma.Sasa juzi kati mzee kama kawaida jioni akaenda masjidi. Kijana...
Tabia za watu kugombania siti kwenye daladala, leo ime mtokea mtu puani, baada ya mtu kushuka katika gari, ndipo kijana mmoja akanisukuma pembeni aiwai ile siti, kitendo cha yeye tu kutaka kukaa...
Kabla ya ndoa mambo huwa hivi;-
MME;-Nilitamani sana muda huo ufike.
MKE;-Vip wataka niondoke?
MME;-Hapana hata kidogo.
MKE;-Unanipenda?
MME;-Ndiyo maana yake.
MKE;-Utaniletea demu mwingine...
Padre Aliwauliza Waumini:-
Ni Kiungo Gani Cha Mwili Kilichojificha Na Kina
Wingi Wa Unyevu Unyevu, Kinaweza Kufanya
Ndoa Idumu Au Kuvunjika?
Waumini Wakapiga Kimya Huku Wakiinamisha
Vichwa Vyao...
Ujumbe unaoweza kukuharibia mood katika siku yako:
1. Nakuja kuchukua hela yangu mida hii
2. Samahani tumepata ajali na gari lako
3. Nina mimba yako
4. Nimepata majibu sio mazuri
5. Nimemuona...
Wanandoa wameoana,,siku ya pili tu wamepelekana kwa padri... padri akawauliza nini tena?
MKE AKASEMA: nilifikiri iko hivi
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ama hivi
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kumbe hivi
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Bora talaka...
MUME...
Tofauti ya maisha; Eti ni dhahiri kuwa kuna tofauti kubwa ya maisha kulingana na maeneo, eti na watu wanaoishi huwa na tabia kulingana na maeneo yao: mfano Mke anayeishi Masaki akimwagiza mumewe...
Mwaka 2013 NOKIA wameboresha kwa kuweka lugha ya KIJITA kwenye simu na mambo yatakuwa hivi: phonebook-ECHITABHO.
Names-AMASINA.
Time-OMWANYA.
Ringtone-LILILILO.
Settings-OMWINYANJO...
Mimi ni member mpya humu ChitChat,lakini katika Wavulana Woote Humu ChitChat nimempenda mmoja tu, nae ni Donn.
Donn nahitaji Penzi lako kaka.
Donn nahitaji faraja yako kaka.
Donn nakupenda...
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