Baada ya kufunguka kwa mambo mengi nimetamani na mimi niweke input yangu juu ya baadhi ya viongozi kuhusu uozo wao na mambo yao wanayofanya ambayo bado ni siri kubwa.
But time will tell, bigger...
A teacher asked her class of elementary students what the initials R.I.P. stood for on a tombstone. None of the children seemed to know. After a time of silence, she encouraged her class to just...
Mama mmoja akiwa mjamzito amekaa na mwanae wankula kumbe mama kaka vibaya mara mtoto akamwambia mama mtoto atakayezaliwa atakua mwanaume :mama umejuaje mwangu? Mtoto:nimeona ndevu zinachungulia...
Nimekuwa nikifuatilia haya mashindano ya miss chit chat nashangaa sana sijawahi kuona mshiriki toka Arusha hata mara moja...imeniboa sana kila siku Dar au kwa kuwa mwendeshaji ni wa Dar?
Au...
Ni muda mrefu sasa umepita sijamuona kabisa kongosho, sijaona aki reply uzi wowote na wala sijamuona aki hang hang popte.
Ni yapi yamemsibu?
Au amepigwa bani?
Wajameni kama kuna mtu amemuona...
No english dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words,"complete and finished"some people say there is no difference between complete and finished,but there is,when...
habarini za leo ndugu zangu!
PESA INA MAJINA MENGI!
kwenye ibada inaitwa sadaka,
msibani inaitwa rambi rambi,
shuleni inaitwa ada au karo,
kwenye vyombo vya usafiri inaitwa nauli,
ukinunulia haki...
---Paka Jimmy na Faiza Foxy ndani ya Penzi zito: wenyewe wasema tofauti za kisiasa zisiwatenganishe
---Zinduna aapa kumtoa busha Bishanga, ni baada ya Bishanga kuzinasa picha za Zinduna akila...
BOY: Baibe, i know i did u wrong
but i just ask 4 ua forgiveness....
GAL:[message seen] 3minutes
ago.
BOY: Hunnie, pliz just forgive me...
am a human being and am not
perfect neither are...
Salamu wakubwa,
Mumeamukaje??
Kitu cha kufurahia na kumshukuru Mungu.
Hapa bhana nimejifunza mengii saana pia nimeweza kuelewa mambo yanaendaje.
Nikianza na shukrani kwa FOUNDERS nawapa big...
i thank god i did the following
1. I lived 2 decades(1990-2012) 2. I survived 2 centuries(1900-2000) 3.i have seen 2 millenium(1000-2000)...happy twenties.,..we rock ...
Dushelele is the most dangerous creature it bites mostly women below their abdomen and cause their stomach to become bigger for about nine months. So Girls be careful.
source: unknown.
Heshima kwenu wana jamvi..
Hapa nilipo nina hasira mbaya na Mkenya mmoja hivi senior manager wangu.. Nimecheki account jana nikagundua mimi nimepata bonous kidogo sana kuliko kawaida ( yaani...
Nimechoka na mashitaka!
Asprin ukiendelea nitamruhusu marejesho aweke hazarani PM unazomsumbua nazo!..Mwache mke wa mwenzio apumuweee!!!
Jamani mi kila siku mashitaka yako tu, leo kaja Filipo...