1.Gari la kuvutwa hali overtake. 2.Kisigino hakikai mbele. 3.Mganga haagizi tembele. 4.Wimbo wa taifa haupigwi disco. 5.Feni haiwashwi beach 6.Mshkaki hauchomwi kwa jiko a gesi.
7.Hata bibi...
1. Ni Rais anaependa kusafiri kuliko kukaa nchini kwake
2. Ni Rais anaependa kubembea akiwa nchi za watu
3. Ni Rais anaependa kusikilizwa na wazee badala ya yeye kuwasikiliza wao
4. Ni Rais...
Je wadau mnakubaliana na hili tangazo linavyosema? hebu cheki hivyo vivazi vya akina lara 1 na wenzake
unaweza kupita hivihivi kweli bila kugeuza shingo??
UNGEKUWA WEWE UNGEFANYAJE Babu yako ni mgonjwa sana na wewe ni mjukuu pekee unaependwa kuliko hata wanawe , babu anasema anataka kuongea na wewe neon la mwisho la Moyoni kabla hajakata roho , watu...
Mungu Onesha Sehemu Hela Iko (MOSHI)
1. Hata Ikipungua Mungu Ongeza! (HIMO)
2. Mungu Angalia RAia NGawira Utuhakikishie! (MARANGU)
3. Mungu Ahidi Mapesa Bila Ajira! (MAMBA)
4. Mungu Wekeza...
Hiiii,
Guys Please Help me,
I want the answer of this question. If you guys then please let me know :
" Who was the man that walk in the Space First Time ?? "
hivi nnaongea niko bukoba club,toto la kihaya toka muleba ( omuhamba kazi),guu la chupa ya bia,shepu ya kuua mtu,macho utadhani limekula kungu,nido sa sita mchana,sauti whitney yuston,pembeni...
WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT
My wife sat down on
the couch next to me as
I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on
TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight
started.
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Kama: Babie nataka tu-have sex
Shiko: Saa hii ama baadaye?
Kama: Saa hii
Shiko: Kwa bed ama kwa sofa?
Kama: Sofa
Shiko: 2-seater ama 3- seater?
Kama: Ama twende tu bed
Shiko: Juu ya sheets ama...
KIONGOZI wa Kanisa Katoliki Duniani, Papa Benedict wa 16, kwa mara ya kwanza ametuma ujumbe usiotarajiwa katika akaunti yake ya mtandano wa kijamii wa Twitter.
Papa alionekana akibonyeza vitufe...
Wapo watu wengi ambao walikuwa wanajigamba akina tyson kwa kuonesha kwamba wana uwezo wa kufanya chochote katika jambo lolote kama mwenye jina alivyokuwa na uwezo mkubwa katika mambo ya boxing...
Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion of the world Mike Tyson is said to be feeling fine after undergoing successful gender reassignment surgery at a clinic near Beverley Hills. Once...
Lady:"Do you smoke?"
Guy:"Yes I do."
Lady:"How many packs per
day?"
Guy:"3 packs."
Lady:"How much per pack?"
Guy:"$10.00 per pack."
Lady:"And for how long have
you been smoking?"
Guy:"15...
Its the trip that tops most travelers lifetime dream lists: an African safari. The words themselves evoke a magic that is unmatched, and conjure visions of lions stalking across the savannah...
Jamaa mmoja alihudhuria msiba wa jirani na rafiki yake mpendwa aliyefiwa na baba yake, na baada ya kufika akakuta chakula kimeisha, mazungumzo yake na mfiwa yalikuwa hivi:
Jamaa: Yani jirani...
I was born intelligent but education has ruined me. May your day be panctuated with a revanchism whose magniloquence can only be theatropistically analysed by the use of a reminiscent...
Nilisoma Bango moja pale Ubungo Bus Terminal lililokuwa linasomeka kuwa Mwisho wa Dunia ni tarehe 21/05/2011...Sasa kinachonishangaza ni kuwa already tuko 21/05/2011 na mwisho wa dunia...
She loves me.
She lets me love her.
She is funny (important to me).
She thinks Im funny (well I tend to repeat jokes and stories, so she may not think as much of the material).
She is very...
Ukioa Mbungu, usimuudhi. Ukimuudhi atatoka nyumbani na kwenda kilimani akuporomoshee matusi.
Tusi lao kubwa lilikuwa kumpopotoa Kikwete na mawe baada ya kuahirisha ghafla kuwatembelea kwa sababu...