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A young man working in the army was constantly humiliated because he believed in God.
One day the captain decided to humiliate him before the troops. He...
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Dah!
Baada ya kuswekwa lupango kwa wiki kadhaa,hatimaye MzunguMndali nimerudi ndani ya nyumba!!!
Kwa kweli niliwamiss sana akina Madame B Nicas Mtei cacico Filipo Mungi nitonye Arushaone na...
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Usiku mmoja konda alikuwa amelala, ghafla mdogo wake akaamka na kwenda chooni, alivyorudi ile anafunua neti tu, konda akamzuia na kumwambia wanafunzi wanatosha..
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PESA INA MAJINA MENGI SANA.
Kwenye ibada inaitwa Sadaka/Zaka,
Msibani inaitwa Rambirambi,
Shuleni inaitwa Ada au Karo,
Kwenye Vyombo Vya Usafiri inaitwa Nauli,
Ukinunulia Haki inaitwa Rushwa...
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a guy got into a barber's shop in Dar es Salaam, taking along with him a little boy by the hand.the man asked the barber to cut his hair. after the cutting he immediately asked barber to start...
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A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.According to the nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him...
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SIJUI KAMA SIKU HIZI ZIPO HIZI1. Kupakwa GV kwenye kidonda
2. Kung'olewa jino kwa uzi
3. Ubwabwa kupikwa j2 tu
4. Kidonda kuwekwa unga wa 'rangi mbili'
5. Kupamba kadi sebuleni
6. Ukumbi wa...
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Mi binafsi nitakunywa kreti moja ya bia nikiwa kwenye kaburi la baba yangu aliyekufa kwa sababu yao, ingawa pombe situmii! Wewe je? Tiririka . . . . . !
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salamu sana wakuu
siku ya leo huku mkuu rombo juwa limekuwa kali sana kuna vumbi la kufa mtu
embu 2pe update za hali ya hewa hapo ulipo
nawasilisha
update za leo
leo asubui hapa rombo baridi...
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Mfano umeendesha gari ghafla kuna mtu kakugonga kwa gari lingine kushuka na hasira zako unakuta ni mdada bonge la mdada mrembo ana kila kitu kakamilika kila idara **** **** shepu anayo kiuno...
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Mwanamke na mumewe wamelala usiku mara mwanamke katika ndoto yakr akaanza kupopoma " wewe fanya faster mumewangu anakuja fastaaaaa!!" Mwanaume kusikia hivyo akakurupuka kachukua nguo zake nduki...
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Mwanadada mmoja mrembo alienda mjini kufanya shopping,akapita mahali flani akaona muuzaji mmoja anauza kasuku elfu 25....akaamua kuulizia:
Dem:"Mambo."
Muuzaji:"Poa sista...nikusaidie nini?"...
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Nimekutana naye muda si mrefu anatokea Amana hospital kupima presha,kanambia usiku kucha hajala la. cacico of all the people kwani nini baba wa watu umemuacha solemba kisa papaa...
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Naombeni mnijibu kama tutawajoin wenzetu wa arusha kwenda tanga nataka kupanga mambo yangu mapema na baby wangu tafadhali,au mnataka niachike tena?
Acheni hizo kama hamtaki semeni
na Rejao na...
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Nimefanya uchunguzi wa kina nikagundua hili jukwaa la chit chat linapendwa sana na mafreemason. ukitaka kuamini angalia avator zao, hata mwandiko wao umekaa kifreemason mason. pm zao zimekaa...
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Jamaa mmoja alikutana na mwanadada mmoja mwenye chunusi nyingi usoni na maongezi yao yakawa hivi; Jamaa; dada samahani unaitwa nani? Dada; naitwa Mwajuma. Jamaa; unatokea wapi? Dada; nimetoka...
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Ugua pole madam sweetlady, kukosekana kwako jukwaani leo ilinifanye tuulizane.
pole sana nakuombea kwa mwenyenzi mungu akuponye haraka tuendeleze harakati za kimaisha.
afu ujue kuna member...
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Wadau,nina stress kupita kiasi!!
Je,ni njia gani bora ya kupunguza au kuondoa kabisa stress?
Maana naogopa hali ikizidi hivi naweza nikajidhuru!
Msaada wenu Chit Chatters,namaliza vipi stress?
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