Ki M-Pesa changu kimezingua nikawasiliana na watu wa voda wakanambia nije Mlimani city for a solution, nikaamua niwahi huku kabla sijaenda kuripoti kibaruani kwa mhindi, kufika hapa naambiwa...
JAJI: Nakuhukumu kwa kukutwa na mitambo ya kutengenezea gongo.
MTUHUMIWA: Lakini ni mitambo tu, siyo gongo mheshimiwa!
JAJI: Hicho ni kidhibiti tosha kabisa.
MTUHUMIWA: Basi nihukumiwe kwa...
Wahaya kwa mbwembwe hawana mpinzani,jamaa ni mhudumu wa mochuari sasa anavyojitambulisha kwenye harusi,my name is Kamugisha am working with Muhimbili,infact professionally nawahudumia watu ambao...
THE BIBLE AND THE DIAMOND RING
A married lady was expecting a birthday gift from her husband.
For many months she had admired a beautiful diamond ring in a showroom, and knowing her...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anasumbuliwa na panya chumban kwake Akawategea sumu kwenye kitimoto, Asubuhi akakuta ujumbe SISI SOTE NI WAISLAMU JARIBU KWENYE SAMAKI!!!
Akizindua mradi wa wake mpya wa usafiri wa Bajaj kwa jimbo la bumbuli pale Sea cliff, Mbunge wa jimbo hilo February Marope anayesifika kwa kutoa ahadi kemkem zisizotekelezeka, , ameahidi kila...
This couple were in bed getting busy when the girl places the guys
hand onto her pussy. "Put your finger in me..." she asks him. So he
does without hesitation, as she starts moaning. "Put two...
Alikuwa akinitania,utani wake niliupenda,teh teh mbona hata ndoto yangu nilikuwa namwona akinipiga kofi isiyoumiza shavu?,alisema Mute nataka nikung'ate,teh teh akajifanya domo kubwa kama...
MGANGA WA MAPENZI AMEWASILI.
Ni yule yule mkali kutoka matombo, DR utamu ..anatibu magonjwa yafuatayo.
1.kupata mimba kwa wanawake ambao wanatafuta watoto ndani na nje ya ndoa.
2.wanawake wote...
Nashauri magwiji wa hili jukwaa wa organize get together, kwa namna hiyo watu wataweza kufahamiana kwa sura, sio kwa majina ya JF.
Nadhani hiyo itasaidia watu kuanzisha mahusiano kwa...
Mzee mmoja aliongozana na binti yake kwenda kwa mwanaume aliyempachika MIMBA huku mzee akiwa ameshikwa na ghadhabu na uchungu pamoja na hasiri yakufa mtu.
walipofika mambo yalikua hivi...
Mbele ya mtumishi wa Mungu mume bila woga akafungua zipu na kuitoa......! Kisha akaanza kuiingiza taratibu huku wa2 wakiwa hawaamini..! Akaendelea mpaka ikaingia yote na kukaza vizuri kwa mkewe...
Kuna jamaa ana ugomvi na girl wake. Kanisimulia nimecheka mno ndipo nikamshauri.
Ni hivi:
Huyo girl alienda home kwa boy akalala huko, wakado. Asubuhi wakawa wamepanga kwenda town kununua vitu...