happy birthday to nyamayao, namshukuru sana Mwenyezi Mungu kwa kunipa uzima/afya tele mpaka leo hii nagonga miaka kadhaa chini ya hili jua, ups and downs kibao lakini amenipa ujasiri wa...
Lalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Pombe si mali lakini ni mali kauli
Usiige kama kichwa chako ni nazi
Nyooosha mikono juu kama unapenda unazi
LOH! kESHo sIku ya KAzi laKINI MAisha yaendeleeeee...
I really don't know how you guys always feel when you are chatting with someone you just met and you found yourself doing all the asking? In the wake of that, How do you feel at such moment?
To...
Nimefurahi kupata taarifa kuwa kwa sasa Serikali imewabana wawekezaji na hivyo wanalipa mrahaba 4% badala ya 3% (kwa precius metal) tuliyokuwa tunalalamikia.
Wale wadada wanaochonga sana humu chit chart, saa hizi weshafichwa na waume zao, kwishnehi, hakuna hata mmoja online. kutwa kuchapa umbea humu saa hizi kimyaaa....
Chezea wanaume nyie..
Mida...
Mwlm alikuwa anafundisha mada ya vitendawili,akamwambia juma tega kitendawili..JUMA:kitendawili?WANAFUNZI:tega.JUMA:nivue nguo nikupe utamu?MWALIMU:mshenzi sana nani kakufundisha vitendawili vya...
A man called his law firm and asked the receptionist if he could speak to his lawyer, Mr. Smith. She replied that she was sorry, but his lawyer was dead. The next day the man called again...
A VERY TOUCHING STORY*
A boy was walking home from school, he saw a lost puppy, he bent down to touch it, then he picked it up and touched it, he touched it again, he walks home and...
Mzungu mmoja alifika benki na nyani wake, akaenda kumfunga sehemu walipokuwa wamekaa kikundi cha waafrika akawaambia "Embu mchungeni ndugu yenu huyu", na yeye akaingia benki.
Wale waafrika...
Can I Borrow $5?
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door.
SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?'
MUM: 'Yeah sure...
Mmojawapo ya vitu vinavyonifanya nisiwe "stable" kiuchumi ni utegemezi wa "extended family". Kuna wadogo zangu, wazazi, wajomba, mama wadogo nk. Mizinga ni mengi mno. Yani usiposaidia maneno mengi...
"Baby naomba unicredit vocha ya elfu 10, na ukija hostel usisahau kuja na chips kuku mzima be coz nipo na friends zangu, afu nadaiwa laki tatu nilikopa mpenzi wangu na plz sweet naomba uniongezee...
Luv is a gamble, Sex is a game
Boys do the f***ing, girls get the blame
One nite of pleasure, nine months of pain
One day in hospital, n junior needs a name
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