JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Aisee ukimwi hauwezi kuisha bongo hii. Kuna gest inaitwa umoja gest house ipo nyuma ya kituo cha police mabatini, malaya wamechukua rums hapo kumekuwa ni danguro, ukifika tu unatoa elf mbili yako...
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ALEXANDER POPE-ISM To err is human, to forgive bovine.
ANARCHISM You have two cows. The cows decide you have no right to do anything with their milk and leave to form their own society...
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Leo ni siku yangu mpya ya kuzaliwa tena, nimetimiza miaka XXIX hapa duniani, mwenyezi Mungu zidi kunipa maisha marefu, amina.
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Habari Ukiwa kama ndugu,jamaa na rafiki yangu,Napenda kukukaribisha kwenye kikao changu cha kwanza kitakachofanyika sigara club chang'ombe 28/11/2012,Nahitaji mchango wako wa hali na mali...
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nakutafta kila mtaa sikupat cm hazipokelewi pm hazijibiwi lakini bado nakupenda bado moyo wangu hautaki kukukosa nakupenda sana uoneehuruma moyo wangu unavyoteseka
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Ukiipata shika shikamane ukiiokosa usiombe ya mwenzio
halooooooooooooooo
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Tiririka mwanaJF.NIPO pande za mabibo No Umeme mpaka ubungo
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Baada ya polisi kuanzisha msako wa kukamata wapika gongo mitaani, mama mmoja aliamua kwenda kupika gongo kwenye mapango mida ya saa kumi na mbili na nusu jioni. Wakati akiendelea na zoezi lake la...
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Majambazi walivamia mji mmoja, yakawakuta mke na mme. Majambazi yakaanza kuwahoji kama ifuatavyo:-
Majambazi: wewe mwanamke unaitwa nani?
Mke: Naitwa Elizabeth
Jambazi mmoja: wewe tumekusamehe...
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Mumealirudi nyumbani ghafla akamkuta mkewe amelala na kijana mmoja kitandani kwake akamuuliza: " Mamb gan haya mke wangu?" Mke akamjibu "Huyu kijana nlimkuta sokoni anaomba chakula nikamleta hapa...
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Wakuu na maalwatani wa jukwaa hili nawasalimu kwa salute!!!
nimesikia, na kuisoma methali hii isemayo "kila shetani na mbuyu wake" nimeitafakari sana, tena kwa kina! kichocheo kikuu cha tafakuri...
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Miaka michache ijayo, ibada zitakuwa kama ifuatavyo.
MCHUNGAJI: Bwana asifiweeeee!
WAUMINI: Ameeeeeeeeeni!
MCHUNGAJI: Tafadhalini washarika sasa tuchukue iPad, tablet PC, simu na kindle zetu...
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kupenda penda mwisho umeangukia huku,ulianza kwa kufumaniwa mwanza sasa imeangukia mdomo.
Mapenzi yamekufikisha hapa.
Tumsaidie kijana
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*Smart boss+smart employee=profit
*smart boss+dumb employee=production
*dumb boss+smart employee=promotion
*dumb boss+dumb employee=overtime!!!
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Habari zenu,
Nipo hapa na mtoto wa darasa la 3, wa kike anamiliki simu ya Nokia N70 nlipotaka kujua zaidi amenijibu mama yake kampa aitumie, nlitaka kujua zaidi kama ni kweli mama yake kampa au...
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Hali zenu wana CC? Miye mzimz mno nzptz senge bardii muda huu yani week end ndio imeanza! HAVE NICE WEEK END!
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........watoto wamelala...
naanza nyie mtamalizia..
'' nishike ma...
''dia ....
''nina nye...
''nenda chu...
''mbona mtalimbo uko do.....
''ingi...........
''mbo...
''kuna harufu ya...
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Around the corner I have a friend,
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone
And I never see my old friends face,
For...
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