JF Chit-Chats
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sijawahi kutoswa,ila mi nimtosaji alafu cha kushangaza mie n wakawaidaaaaaa..
siri ya mafanikio n kujtambua,kujitamin na kujiamin
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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidentally called the cricket stadium.
He asks, How's the situation?
He was shocked & nearly died on hearing...
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A man and his youngest son are having a Conversation when the son asked.:
Son: "Dad,whats the difference between ''potential'' and ''reality''?
Dad turns to wife: would u sleep with George W...
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Boy : i love u .
Girl : i hate u .
Boy :u sure ?
Girl :am sure .
Boy :waiter ,bill for me alone......
Girl : hey... hey...
I LOVE YOU ! ! !
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Eti chupi kazi yake nini? Ukivaa haijulikani, usipovaa haijulikani, ikionekana unaambiwa umekaa uchi, ukikaa uchi utasikia hujavaa chupi, sasa hapo chupi ya nini?jamani kama sio kuoneana??
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Maduu wa Dar es salaam nawakubali ila linapokuja suala la ung'eng'e watoto wa Kiarusha wako vizuri!katika kila maduu kumi wa kiarusha nane kimombo kimelala wakati Dar katika maduu kumi wawili ndo...
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I am a man here i am looking only friendship,jaman mi natafuta marafiki wa kubadilishana nao mawazo,aliye taya ani PM.
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ulevi,malezi mabaya toka utoton
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wasalaamu,
kutokana na mashindano ya kumsaka miss chitchat naomba kura zenu kwa Arabela
nipochinii ya miguu yenu,naomba sana
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Jamaa m1 alikua amekaa baa akiitizama bia yake
kwa zaid ya dk 20,akaja baunsa akachukua bia na
kuinywa yote..yule jamaa akaanza kulia baunsa
akamwambia uclie nilikua nakutania 2...
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Kudadadeki...huu ni wizi wa mchana...enyi wenye maduka na migahawa ya chakula komeni kabisa na hii mbinu mpya ya uwizi wa mchana... eti unaenda dukani tena kubwa tu...anakurudishia chenji alafu...
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Huna ndugu aliyepanda treni la Mwakyembe? inasemekana dereva kajisahau alijua ni longtrip,sasa hivi wako Makambako ndo wanarudi tena Dar.
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Katika basi mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto.mtoto akakataa,mama akamwambia nyonya,kama hutaki nampa anko anyonye!" anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyeketi na huyo mama. Mtoto akanyonya kidogo...
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Teacher:"What is a verb?"
Student:"A verb is a valve found on a bicycle."
Teacher:"What are you saying?"
Student:"Its a complete sentence."
Teacher:"Are you mad?"
Student:"Its a question."...
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Mambo vp wana jf, jamani huwa najiuliza mara kibao lkn sipati jawabu, issue yenyewe iko hivi, hivi ukienda kununua gesi utajuaje kama imejaa ktk mtungi ulioununua? Mimi naona kama tunaibiwa kwani...
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Ilikuwa kwenye Kitchen Party....
"Mwanangu maana ya ndoa ni Ikulu, Mume akikwambia anataka Ikulu na wewe mjibu na mie nataka Koni..
Akileta Koni yake ikamate kama Mike, ichezee, irambe mpaka...
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God created the donkey & said to him: You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years...
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