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hebu tupieni majina ya mitindo ya kusuka na kunyoa nywele. . . kwa kuanza kuna
mitindo ya kusuka
- twende kilio
- jicho la mke...
Mhm! mimi nashangaa kabisa hebu soma kisa hiki hivi ni kweli jamani!
"Baada ya Mahubiri: Mchungaji akawaambia waumini wake wafumbe macho....; Akainama na kuingiza mkono katika kapu la sadaka...
Jamaa watatu walikodisha hoteli ya ghorofa 60, wao wakapata ghorofa ya mwisho kabisa, wakapanda kwa lift na asubuhi wakashuka kwa lift, jioni walivyorudi wakakuta umeme umekatika wakakubaliana...
Kutokana na ukindhani kati ya Dini na Serikali za Dunia juu jinsi ya Kuzuia Mambukizi Mapya hasa kwa matumizi ya Kondomu, mtu mmoja amebuni ujumbe ufuatao ili ku-balance
"The Bible/Quran may...
Duh, lara 1 naumisa loho yangu wallahi............
Mtoto umekwiva kama Papai, mai weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....LOL
Mama Ngina na mwanae King'asti wakiona hii maneno yangu mbofu mbofu ...
Huyu mtoto leo namuhitaji, please atakayenionea maana kanaonekana kana pozi sana. Nimegundua kumbe babu aliniachia bilioni thelathini kule uswisi menzi njoo tuzitafune. PESA NINAYO UKINICHUNA...
Wanafunzi wa tanzania wametishia kuandamana baada ya kukoseshwa mitihani, wakati majibu yote waliyanukuu kutoka kwa viongozi wao wa Nchi<BR>
1.swali: kwanini tz ni maskin
jibu: sijui<BR
2.swali...
Jirani yangu aliniambia,
"Samahani nahitaji mke wa mtu leo usiku,
nyumbani kwangu kuna panya wananisumbua sana,
maana nasikia MKE WA MTU NI SUMU."
Ungekuwa wewe ungemjibu vipi huyu jirani yangu?
Mke: Mme wangu mbona siku hizi huninunulii zawadi km ilivyokuwa kabla hujanioa??
Mme: huh!! We uliona wapi mvuvi anamlisha chambo samaki ambae kashamvua??
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MUME: Mke wangu, niwe mkweli pamoja na kuwa kwa sasa tuna watoto sita mimi bado nakupenda sana. Na hakuna kitu kitakachoweza kunifanya niache kukupenda, I love you honey. Nina swali moja tu, huyu...
Recently, Rihanna has been admitted to hospital after feeling dizzy, medical diagnosis proved that she is now pregnant for one month and Chris is responsible for her pregnancy. Rihanna Shaban...
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