Msaada wa mawazo, maelekezo, maoni na ushauri nitauzingatia, kwanisijawahi kupanda treni; tangu niletwe kwa msaada wa mola hapa Tanzania; Nina umri wa miaka 28 Tanzania tangu uhuru 51. Vyombo vya...
Utasikia naenda au nahamia 'mkoani' ivi ni wapi huko?! Hii dharau inatokana na nini?
Dar sio mkoa?
Kama ishu ni jiji, mbona hata mkiwa mnaenda Tanga, Mwanza na Arusha mnasema mkoani?!
Hii...
Katika mtihani wa NECTA mwanafunzi alionekana kaachia kiti na meza na kuketi chini.Msimamizi wa mtihani akaenda na kumuuliza yule denti mbona hufanyi mtihani wako juu ya meza?
Kwa mshangao dogo...
Simu inaita saa mbili asubuhi
mwanawani, jamaa hajarudi home
toka jana, waifu on ze line.
Ringitoni, sumu ya teja ukonga keko
segerea, ah sumu ya teja sumu ya
teja. Jamaa anaamua kupokea...
This is a warning. Never force children to pray.
At dinner, a little boy was forced to lead the family into prayer...
Little Boy : But i dont know how to pray
Dad- Just pray for your family...
Kauawa Kamanda baro hamjajadili wala kulaani! Kachinjwa Pc Saidi Z,bar hamkujadili wala nini ila akifa mtu mwingine ni mi thread kibaaaao! hivi hao walonyang'anywa uhai wao je?!
MEN CAN'T WIN ...
If you work too hard, there is
never any time for her.
If you don't work enough,
you're a good-for-nothing
bum.
If she has a boring repetitive
job with low pay, this is...
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son...
Muda fulani nilikuwa nikijivinjari kijibaridi hapa Coco huku natembea huku na kule kila baada ya hatua mbili watu wamebebana, wengine wako mchangani yaani ni shaghala baghala
Aisee kuwe na...
Jamaa kaamka asubuhi sana Jumamosi, mvua
inanyesha kang'ang'ania kuwa anaenda ofisini.
Kawasha gari yake, kufika njiani hali ilikuwa
mbaya kaamua kurudi. Kafika home kavua nguo
kaingia tena...
{MGONJWA}:Haya mganga,yule Beberu ambaye hajawahi kula mazao kwenye shamba la watu ndo huyu na Jogoo mwenye umri wa miaka miwili na nusu huyu hapa,fanya mambo unitibu ugonjwa wangu. {MGANGA WA...
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