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mambo vipi jamani hivi nikitaka kutizama local channel kama EATV nafanyaje jamani naomba mnisaidie
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Mzee karudi kazini mwanae mdogo akamuwahi,
DOGO: Baba usiingie ndani kina jini chumbani kwenu
BABA: Hakuna kitu kama hicho
DOGO: Kweli baba kuna jini liko kwenye kabati lenu la nguo....Mzee...
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Hapana mwanaume hasifiwi kwa sura bali husifiwa kwa kazi na kuingia benki kudraw au kudeposit
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Girl : why do you keep on following
me ?
Boy : because you are so pretty and i
think i am falling in love with you.
Girl : really ?...... but you haven't met my friend yet. she is more...
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Ni mwezi sasa nikiwa Lupango,Isanga jana nimerudi nimepgwa butwaa my wife ana kilambo cha udongo wa pemba,limao za kutosha.chini ya Meza kuna kifuu cha kutemea mate..
Hiyo kitu sijui ni yangu...
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Kwa mara ya kwanza kutembelea dar nikitokea Arusha baadh ya mambo yalinishangaza pale mwenyeji wangu alipokuwa akinielezea mambo ya waswahili
1.Et weng wanapenda kuonekana wamekula...
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Ndio maana yake! mradi umezinduliwa na hayo ni baadhi tu ya maneno yaliyomo ktk hotuba yake ya kuweka jiwe la msingi, mbele ya balozi wa egypt!
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Nilipata simulizi hii kutoka kwa rafiki yangu.
Polisi watatu waliokuwa lindoni usiku wa manane walilikamata gari moja lililokuwa na mali ya wizi, baada ya kulisimamisha mwenye mali alishuka na...
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Napendekeza kwamba mshindi wa mwezi uliopo awe anaingia mojakwamoja kwenye shindano la mwezi ujao kwa ajili ya kutetea taji lake. Kwa hiyo mchakato uwe ni kumtafuta mrembo mmoja tu atakayepambana...
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mambo vipi wewe, unashangaashangaa nini? kashangae mikumi chui kavaa batiki. . .
unashangaashangaa nini? kashangae chooni funza wanacheza yekeyeke. . .
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Mm nlifikiri CHADEMA wakorofi bungeni tu kumbe mpaka Hotelini!
Jana wakati wanakula:
WENJE:Mwongozo wa mwenye Hotel, chumvi haitoshi.
MNYIKA:Taarifa Mheshimiwa! Mchuzi unaonekana wa jana siungi...
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Habari nilizozipata hadi sasa mwamamziki ambaye ataibeba Fiest kesho, Rick Ross bado hajatua mjini!
Haifahamiki atatua muda gani!
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AMRI 10 ZA KUIKOMBOA TANZANIA KUTOKA KWA WAKOLONI WEUSI. 1. Usiwakumbatie waovu kama Kikwete.
2. Usiwe mwizi kama Lowassa
3. usiwe mwongo kama Makamba.
4. Usiwe mnafiki kama Rostam
5...
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Mine is spring mattress
6 by 6
With purple bed sheets
With Six Pillows
With teddy bear
Enheeeee....yako ikoje
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U SEE SOMEONE'S PICTURE ON FACEBOOK N U SAVE IT
ON YA PHONE, YA FRIEND ASKS "WHO IS THIS
BEAUTIFUL GAL" N U SAY "MA WOMAN DAT O. GOD IS
WATCHING U
HE BOUGHT U BB PORCHE N PAID 4 UR BRAZILIAN...
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Ilikuwa asubuhi na mapemaa jua linchomozaee...
Nikapokea Pm kutoka kwa C6 kwamba mida flani atakuwa mitaa ya town posta ivi..
Basi mi bila hiyana nikamwambia karibu sana msukuma huyu na namba...
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