JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
nakupenda wewe malaika wa roho yangu nimeshindwa vumilia mateyo ya moyo wangu juuyako nimeamua kuweka mambo wazi.kwamba ujue nakupenda.nitakupa utakacho yakiwemo mapenz motomoto sitotaka uteseke...
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Kuna mlevi mmoja akiwa amelewa chakali alirudi nyumbani kwakw usiku na akawa anataka kufanya mapenzi na mke wake sasa katika harakati zikiendelea mme akamuuliza mkewe mbona leo maziwa yako...
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Kwa sura na umbo lake. Umemuona wapi? Ulijisikiaje?
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Leo nataka tukumbushane mji wetu mkongwe,mji maarufu wenye historia kubwa ndani ya nchi hii lakini inayoelekea kupotea.Mko wapi watoto wa kariakoo wa ukweli mtueleze tuijue kariakoo iko...
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Chagua slogan yoyote halafu sema "in my pants..." Halafu malizia na hiyo slogan, utacheka balaah.
Mf: kazi ni kwako - voda hao
In my pants...kazi ni kwako
Mf: pepsi - dare for more
In my...
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Wanajf leo tutambuane nani yupo single, married, widow, etc
kama ulipigwa kibuti hapa uwe huru pia kutiririka na hii ina umuhimu mkubwa sana na itawasaidia wote wanaotafuta wapenzi kila siku...
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Wakati wenzangu wako busy na kuyawaza ma Toyota, mie moyo wangu naubwaga hapa kwa Mjerumani.
www.carsarmored.org/photogallery/mercedes-benz-g-guard-4.jpg
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Mke kamnunulia mumewe dozen ya ch*pi i.e boxer zote za rangi ya bluu. {MUME};Akhsante kwa zawadi mke wangu lakini umekosea kidogo,ungenunua za rangi mchanganyiko kwa sababu watu watadhani mimi...
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jamani natafuta mke humu lakin
thijui kama nitapata!
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Nipo ndani ya Coaster naelekea home Tunduma.Kuna abiria washamba wawili wanashindana kupiga music iliyomo kwenye simu zao,yaani gari zima ni kelele tupu mpaka kero.Sasa najiuliza,hivi hizi simu za...
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Madenge alikuwa kwenye basi lenye abiria wengi. majambaz wakawavamia na kuwapora simu na usipotoa "una chomwa sindano ya damu ya ukimwi" watu waka toa lakin madenge hakutoa akachomwa ile...
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Leo nimepewa lift na mheshimiwa fulani kwenye gari. Jamaa leo alikuwa na tumbo chafu, alikuwa anajamba sana; na kila ushuzi anaongeza kiwango cha harufu mbaya. Kila alipokuwa anajamba anaongeza...
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Mwenyeji: karibu
Mgeni: Asante
Mwenyeji: utakunywa chai au juice?
Mgeni: ntakunywa chai nikisubiri juice
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TICHA: yani elimu siku hizi imeshuka sana na mitihani ya siku hizi imekuwa rahisi sana tofauti na enzi zangu.
MWANAFUNZI: kwani wewe ulisoma enzi zipi?
TICHA: enzi zile uwanja wa Man Utd ulikuwa...
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Chezea cacico weye.........................!!!!!!
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Wanajukwaa nina kama mwezi mmoja hivi tangu nimejiunga na ofisi flani hapa mjini na nilipoingia kutokana na kijipanga sawa sawa wadada wa ofisi hii wakaanza kuleta mazoea ya kienyeji...
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Yes it is your birthday.....
Sala zetu zimesikilizwa. Hatimaye siku imewadia. Tunamshukuru Mungu. Tunakuombea maisha marefu, upate watoto wengi waizunguke meza yako wakati wa chakula cha mchana...
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Mimi basic need yangu ni kama ifuatavyo -2 = fedha -1 = Yatima 0 = God 1 = charminglady 2 = Jf 3 = St. Paka Mweusi wewe je?
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