JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Devi: Hallo Sweety ntachelewa kidogo niko benki
Switi: Ai jamani nichomolee kama Hamsini elfu nimalizie deni la mchezo
Devi: Itakuwa ngumu kidogo, niko hapa benki ya damu Muhimbili.
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Jamani wanajamvi naombeni mnijuze, hivi kipi kilijiri kipindi sipo?
Huyu mdada ni wifi yangu kabisaa na tulikua tunaiva.Leo nimerudi naona ananianzishia vijembe.Nisaidieni jamani lol
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Sorry, I am so sorry my love. I hurt you for stupid reason
Your tears made my heart cry. Why I did to you that I don't know
Forgive me! I am so sorry my love
Sorry, I am so sorry my love. I scold...
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Stress huja unapotaka kila mtu aishei vile utakavyo
stress huja unapotaka kumplease kila mtu
stress huja unapotamani vitu unavyojua huwezi kupata
stress huja unapokuwa na wivu usio faida na...
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ati kula makamasi ni afya.....aiseeeee
hawa ma dr wa siku hizi wamedata aiseeee....eti ukila kamasi liel zito huwa linakuwa gumu gumu hivi lina rangui ya samawati ati ni afya......linatibu...
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Umetoka zako mjini na mwanao (chukua nafasi ya mtoto) alafu mnaishi maisha duni akakuuliza ulikua umetoka shuleni ukakuta barabarani noti ya sh.2000 na sh.5000 wewe utaokota ipi?
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Kipindi hiki kinaanza na Mzee wetu Bishanga, ambaye baada ya kunizungusha sana kukubali mualiko wangu, hatimaye leo amekubali mualiko wangu na kuja hapa Studio kwa mahojiano haya ambayo...
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Ni rahisi kutafuta KAZI ukiwa na KAZI.Hata wanaume hutumia principle hii wanapotafuta GIRLFRIEND/MKE.
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Good morning my love, how did you sleep? Personally I didnt sleep well because you weren't next to me. I screamed and ached the whole night through. I hope you know that I love you so much and I'm...
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After drinking, Men talk unnecessarily, Become emotional,
Drive badly, Stop thinking, Fight for nothing
Women can do all these without drinking!
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Naomba unielewe mama watotowangu,nimetoka kwenye mihangaiko ya kutafuta riziki siunajua naamka asubuh na mapema wakati mwingie nawaacha watoto bado wawelala?.... madameB nifungulie basi mbu wa dar...
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hello Friends, Rate the Game Battlefield 3... I wanna give it 8/10 so what about You Guys?
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Kuna ubishani niliukuta sehemu walikuwa wakiulizana kati ya JF, Twitter na Facebook ipi bora?
Tuwasaidie hao watu.
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Fikiria wewe ni mtangazaji wa mpira. Mechi inayochezwa ni kati ya timu ya mkoa wa Mbeya na timu ya mkoa wa Kagera....hivi ndivyo utakavyoutangaza mpira....
Anakwenda pale Andendenisye...
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......... na kisha mkabahatika kupata mtoto,je kwa heshima na kumbukumbu ya jamiiforums huyo mtoto mtamwitaje?
Nahitaji ushauri wa haraka tafadhali.
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Professor : You are a Christian, arent you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is...
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Wanabodi nilijaribu kupitia bulogu ya muke ya muzungu nikaona anasema kwamba obagi imeingia feki nchin na yeye kama balozi wa obagi amewatahadharisha watu wasinunue na akasema obagi original ni...
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One day in the hotel room,the husband heard his wife scream, "Panya! Panya!"
He wanted to inform Room Service but didn't knew what the English word for "panya"
Si unajua mswahili hashindwi kitu...
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Nilimsikia zembwela akisema hicho kitu,ni nini? Gas au mafuta?
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Jamaa alinunua friji jipya, akawaza namna ya kuondokana na lile la zamani basi hatimae akaliweka nje ya nyumba yake na kuandika kibao ANAE TAKA KUCHUKUA ACHUKUE BURE. Watu wakawa wanapita...
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