KABYEMELA alipopata pesa aliamua kuondoka BUKOBA alikuja DAR kumtembelea ndugu yake anaye fanya kazi katika jeshi la polisi kitengo cha usalama barabarani(trafic) KOPRO BASHAIJA siku moja...
Jamaa mmoja mwenyetabia ya kujifanya shekhe na hali elimu yake mgogoro alishtukizwa siku moja baada ya swala ya Ijumaa na kuombwa atoe mawaaidha,msikiti ulikua umejaa!
Aliposimama alianza...
Last weekend nilijiAdjust mitaa
Fulani na washkaji, tukajiAdjust
sehemu tukaAdjust na misosi na
drinks.
Kila mtu akawa busy anaAdjust
plate yake huku mdogomdogo
tunaAdjust story mbili tatu...
kwa mimi navyojua mungu kaumba dunia na vyote vilivyomo ndani yake. Sasa hizi sayari nyngine kama mars,jupiter na pluto kaumba nani? Na zenyewe zina mungu wao? Au mungu wetu nd'o kaziumba na hizo pia.
A Couple lived in tiny house, wanted to have sex without the Knowledge of their son.
They started having sex and asked their son to stand in balcony and keep telling them whats happening...
Mchezombaya alitembea kuelekea mahali fulani.Njiani akahisi kiu kali.Akaingia nyumba moja kuomba maji ya kunywa.Wenyeji wakamtuma mtoto mmoja wa miaka kumi hivi amhudumie.Jamaa akamwagiza mtoto...
Vizuri kula na wenzako, sio mbaya leo nmejisikia kuwatoa out wadada watatu wa jf kwa pamoja..
its juc simple, unaandikia bajeti yako ya usiku mzima wa leo,
kwa wale watakaokua na gharama kubwa...
kuna padri mmoja alikuwa anafuga kuku siku moja akapoteza jogoo wake. Akaingia kanisani kutangaza
PADRI:jamani nani ana jogoo?
Basi wanaume wote wakasimama
PADRI:duh!sijamaanisha hivyo jamani...
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